[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

Thanks.

A Customer bought me a Big Pink Teddy Bear so I Put The Bear to Work.
And Wrote this Poem.

When you carry a Pink Bear,
Over your head,
To the Mailbox People Stare,
1st Time in years my neighbor Said,
“What are you doing Over There?”

Then using my new Wonder Wand,
Doing Laundry By Hand,
Watched by a Pink Bear,
Sitting in a Chair,
Isn’t A Normal Affair.

The Neighbors Eyes,
Were big as Apple Pies,
When I walked Over,
Thru the lawn Clover.

Held up a big blue plastic Stick,
He got quite a Kick,
Out Of My Story,
But It went rather Poorly.
Until I showed him The Guts,
That lets me wash 1 pair of Pants,
When our electric power goes Nuts,
Then added How a client in France,
Bought me a Teddy Bear,
With Hot Pink Hair.

So If this happens at my House,
When I am quiet as a Mouse,
What can I Expect,
When I am more Direct,
Sit the Pink Bear,
Down in a Restaurant Chair,
Will my Waiter Genuflect?

Glenn Osborn
Teddy Bear Psychic-Poet (Teddy Bears do not talk so OBVIOUSLY I have to Use ESP.)