[Glenn]

"Anyhow, I like the paper pants, may order some for myself, save on doing laundry."

Thanks Gordon,

At a Time When Sheriff Departments are posting Digital (Color Co-ordinated - Pac-Man-Like Dots That CHANGE color as Kids DIE) VIDEOS of a local
Terrorists Path - As He Shot his way thru a school in Florida.

And Other EYEBALL POPPING Videos and Photos.

All of us COPYWRITERS must realize we have to UP OUR PRINT GAME
if we want to get our WORDS Noticed.

Which is THE REASON WHY I am always looking for GOOFY STUFF
to GOLDEN RULE TEST and then WRITE about.

That said.

I Should Warn You About The PAPER PANTS.

They are a Bit Diaphenous.

Hmmm.

That doesn't look Right. Let me google it.

(EDITORS NOTE - Remember when we had to fetch a DICTIONARY to look up a word? And if you couldn't SPELL it you Couldn't FIND it? - Google has REALLY Truly helped me out with their SMART Word Recognition Software.)

Ok - "Diaphanous."

Meaning, SEE THRU.

So Gordon - Please DO NOT throw away your Regular Pants Yet.

Unless you wanna Imitate The EMPEROR in The "Emperors New Clothes" Hans Christian Anderson Short Story.

AND another tip.

When you MAGIC MARKER A "Thank You" on one leg of these Diaphanous Paper Pants you might put some newspaper underneath.

They are THAT THIN.

Yet they didn't TEAR when I put a Test Pair on over My Blue Jeans.

Explains WHY they can sell 'em for 1.95 each and still make a profit.

Thanks,
Glenn