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Old August 11, 2015, 01:08 AM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default How A Sailor Barters for 100 Free Meals a Year

Thanks Dien,

How Roger Bartered GOSSIP
for Literally 100's of Free Meals
at a Florida Marina Diner

Roger Worked for The Franchisee who bought the rights to Rescue
Sailboats, powerboats and Yachts along an area of the Florida
coast-line.

Example:

Roger is asleep. Phone Rings. A Yacht has hit a sandbar.
Is stuck with a Boat full of Drunken Party Goers aboard.

Rogers job to Rescue them.

I - Roger Runs out to his boat.

II - Arrives at the scene. Has to throw life preservers into the water cuz
several Drunken women have fallen overboard.

III - No Sailors aboard the stranded Yacht either.

IV - So Roger has to ease his heavy launch
close enough to JUMP the gap. Dog the Line to the stern Cleat or the prow
himself. Then get back on his own boat and Ease the stuck yacht off the sandbar.

After all kinds of Adventures with a Yacht full of Drunken folks
he tows them into a Marina safely.

Then goes to lunch in His Favorite Marina Diner.

WHY IS IT HIS FAVORITE?

Because it sits beside a Hi-Rise that Caters to Affluent-Bored SnowBirds.

These elderly folks have been watching his Rescue
out the windows of their 10th - 15th - 20th floor windows.

BECAUSE they know and socialize with many of the
drunken idiots on the Party Yacht.

THEY BUY HIM LUNCH - in return for hearing him
Share the gossip and name names about who was
1/2 naked on the boat.

Who UpChucked on the deck.

Which women fell over-board.

Roger has had the same Job for Several Years
and says he has Traded/Bartered GOSSIP
for F-r-e-e Meals Literally 100's of times.

Thanks,
Glenn