It's easy.... Just live in a particular French village....

I found the following news story today....

The mayor of a French village, whose cemetery has run out of space, has told people not to die. "It is forbidden for any person not in possession of a family vault to die in the village's territory," he said.

Unfortunately, the article didn't say which village it was.... Maybe they were getting a rush of visitors who were looking for immortality? What better place to look than where death is illegal? :)

Ah, if only things were that easy.... :)

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