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Old January 26, 2018, 02:33 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default Shot Confetti Cannon ON TOP OF SUV Driven By Neighbors Wife

Thanks Dien - Gordon,

Shot Confetti Cannon ON TOP OF SUV Driven By Neighbors Wife

Hi,

A couple days ago - one of my Gossippy (Is that a word?) Neighbors
tells me, "Hey - somebody bought that house down the road that has been
empty for 2 years."

So on one of my WALKS I knocked on the door.

Met the Wife.

Found out they have 4 kids.

Went back the next day. And Luckily she was just driving into her drive
from grocery shopping.

So I drove up behind her.

Waved.

Said, "I Brought a Happy New Year/"Welcome-to-the-Neighborhood"
Surprise for your 4 Kids."

Then With a Big Smile...

We SHOT OFF a Confetti Cannon all over her black SUV.

(EDITORS NOTE - The Confetti is bio-degradable. Meaning it rots.)

Then handed her a box with 4 CANNONS inside.

With a THANK YOU NOTE Envelope on top.

She said, "The kids will LOVE THEM. Thank you."

So I left.

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ACTION SUMMARY -

5 Cannons cost me 13.75

So I said, "Thank You, Thank You, Thank You for my ONE THOUSAND Three
Hundred and seventy Five Dollar Return."

And forgot about it.

And drove off thinking, "I wonder How Much Moolah I'll Attract?"

Thanks,
Glenn

Last edited by Dien Rice : January 29, 2018 at 11:09 PM. Reason: formatting
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