We Don't Need No Stinkin' Committies
Once upon a time, I was an employee.
I worked hard, contributed to the growth of the organization and went home to bed.
Then one day, someone suggested me for a committee.
As a hard worker always going for the bottom line (efficiency), I found that the word 'committee' is an oxymoron if you add the word 'efficient' to it.
One day, after dealing with the FOLKS on the committee, I just had enough of their useless unending diatribes and resigned from being an employee.
To this day, I am SO pleased that I made that decision NEVER to be drafted for a committee again.
Today, when I need to make a decision, a committee of ONE gets the job done.
Quietly.
Timely.
Efficiently.
:o)
CJ
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