On a tip from Joan Stewart I found a great resource to pick up celebrity signatures.
It can be quite lucrative to do so check out this
chicken scrawl.
You might even be able to find the address of America's newest bigotgrant and international
ambassador of disscultural learning, Borat.
You can tell him it's an old custom and a sign of good luck to have new friends sign your phone bill.
Celeb Signature Resource