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Old February 23, 2018, 04:01 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default Mr Insurance Company Owner-Carl Is Sick With The Flu

<p>Thanks Gordon - Dien,

<p><b>Mr Insurance Company Owner-Carl Is Sick With The Flu</b>

<p>Howdy,

<p>This is the EXACT Email I sent Carl to Convince him
to Send me a copy of his Brochure.

<p>-------------

<p>Thanks for Helping me with My Car Insurance Carl/Caleb,

<p>I read the Brochure you sent me.

<p>Could you PLEASE Tell me What those #'s mean?

<p>If they are for a single Truck for a Plumber,
Carpenter, Electrician...

<p>This does not help me talk to the millionaire Contractors within
a mile of me.

<p>Dairy Farm

<p>Hi End Hay Hauling/Steer Raising Operation with 6 or 8 Tractor Trailers
that sell hay to Local Race Tracks.

<p>Big Electrical Contractor with a dozen Vans

<p>Landscaping Contractor with 15 or 20 Dump Trucks and all kinds of Equipment in his front and back yard.

<p>This does not count the 2 Horse Farms - with the barns and the trucks and Trailers who ride to the hounds.

<p>All within WALKING Distance of my house.

<p>Glenn

<p>Do you have a LIST of Questions ALREADY Written for your Junior Insurance S*ales people?

<p>OR

<p>Can You Simply TELL me -

<p>WHAT you NEED to know to BEAT their Current Insurance #'s?

<p>I will Run Each Prospect past you and YOU Tell me whether
You Want to Follow Thru or not.

<p>============

<p>Carl's Startling Reply...

<p>"Hi Glenn,

<p>"I will look into it, but I'm sick due to the flu.

<p>"Thanks,
<p>"Carl

<p>============
<p>So I Emailed Back...

<p>OUCH!

<p>Thanks Caleb,

<p>Glenn

<p>P.S. - IF Your Flu LINGERS for more than a few days.

<p>Tell me.

<p>I will b*uy you a bottle of SUPER SPINACH.

<p>The most Nutritious food - man has not killed yet - on the planet - which I
have been eating for 23 years which PREVENTS me from catching the flu or colds.

<p>AND CAN Drastically Shorten your Flu Misery.

<p>I remember hating the sore throat, headache and running nose the Most.

<p>*****************
<p>*****************
<p>ACTION SUMMARY -

<p>Right After Sending the Above Email I said, "The HECK with it."

<p>And called and Bought Carl a 45.80 bottle of SUPER SPINACH.

<p><li>AND</li>
<li>That</li>
<li>Same</li>
<li>Day</li>
<li>141.91 Showed up in my PayPal Account.</li>

<p>Not a 10 TIMES Return.

<p>A 3 TIMES Return.

<p>But this is not an Exact Science!

<p>Thanks,
<p>Glenn

Last edited by Glenn : February 23, 2018 at 04:06 PM. Reason: oooops
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