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Old January 16, 2018, 12:25 AM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default An UNFortunate Side Effect - You Meet Beautiful Women

Thanks Dien and Gordon,

An UNFortunate Side Effect Of LOTTO TIPPING-You Meet Beautiful Women

WE should CONFESS that one of the awful, Terrible, Rotten SIDE EFFECTS
Of 1.00 Bill and LOTTO ticket tipping is that IN ADDITION to Attracting
10X More Moolah than you Give Away...

YOU
ATTRACT
BEAUTIFUL
WOMEN.

(EDITORS NOTE - or in the case of Women Golden Rule Tippers You Attract
Handsome Men.)

Sorry.

But we Felt Honor Bound to WARN you.

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Dear Glenn,

Just tried out the 1$ tipping idea during lunch.

Me and a friend joined for lunch at a popular restaurant.

The waitress (a real cutie) brought us our drinks and took our order.
The expression on her face was undeniably one of shock when I gave her
the first $1 and a sheepish grin.

She brought back another round with some napkins. I gave her another $1
and she said, "Oh, what? Come on! Thank you!" By this time she was
a little nervous, but had a big smile nevertheless.

Someone from the back brought our meal and I tipped her $1. She said,
"For me?" I said, "YES" with a smile. She smiled and said "Thank you" while walking away.

Nothing else was brought to our table, but each time the waitress passed,
she had a ready smile.

During our meal, I noticed a few other waitresses smiling as they passed.

At the end of our meal, she stopped by and:

#1 She told us that she will remember us and asked us our names.
#2 She told us where she is from and where she is living.
#3 She gave me a quick French lesson on how to say, "You are beautiful".

My friend now thinks I'm crazy.

Morton

Last edited by Dien Rice : January 18, 2018 at 01:13 AM. Reason: formatting
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