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Old January 16, 2018, 12:44 AM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default Why We Offer a DOUBLE $ Back Guarantee on This Book

Thanks Gordon - Dien,

Why We Offer a DOUBLE $ Back Guarantee on This Book

ASK YOURSELF this Question:

Self, "Do You Eat At The Same Fast-Food and Sit Down Restaurants
and Shop at the same Deli and Grocery Stores - over and over?"

ANSWER: "All of us do."

And THAT FACT is the REASON WHY we can afford to Offer The B*uyers
of this book a DOUBLE YOUR MUNNY Back Guarantee.

Because IF you eat at the same place over and over.

Shop in the same places.

Go to the same BarberShop.

Sports Bar and DryCleaners.

AND Hand Out LOTTO tickets and 1.00 Bills along with a SMILE
and a THANK YOU...wherever you go.

WEIRD and WONDERFUL things will happen to you.

Just Like happened to Eric.

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Eric's Favorite Diner Testimonial -

Sat Eve I decide to go over to the 5 and diner across the road where Greg
the night floor manager and waiter works. Been doing dollar bill tipping with him
and get great service.

I sit at the counter and Greg comes with my water and slice of lemon without
me asking.

Gave him a powerball ticket and told him I would have a La Bamba Melt
to go.

So I was sitting there and he comes by with a dish of ice cream and told me
it was on the house. I handed him another ticket and said thanks.

Ate my ice cream and my order was ready and he asked if I needed ketchup
or silverware.

I said both.

He put a whole plastic bottle of ketchup in the bag along with actual
silverware - dishes, a glass, knife, fork, spoon - not the traditional plastic ware.

I was stunned, to say the least, but I gave him another powerball ticket and
said "thanks, but but you don't have to go to that extreme."

He said that I am a good customer and he wasn't going to worry about it.

Eric

Last edited by Dien Rice : January 18, 2018 at 01:14 AM. Reason: formatting
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