Totally out of context

On a well-known real estate discussion board there is a weekly post which contains out of context text snips.

When read within the original message the text makes sense. When read on its own it is either strange or funny.

Here are some text snips from posts at the Seeds of Wisdom board for the last week - Mon 3rd to Sun 10th. Enjoy them...

...he retired to Switzerland to keep an eye...

I'll hitch-hike in from Pahrump.

I was planning on attending but I got a phone call...

...stuff down and then you can work...

I'm going to go in the order...

...I can get a feel...

...squeeze it in.

I never knew it could be so hard...

...I stepped in something...

...your customers, and you are pleasing yourself...

...a thought that struck me,

...if you are not averse to the MLM format and if you do not mind engaging in some heavy sales tactics and if you are not expecting a large income from only a few hours work, then this could be something you might wish...

...it looks like it screwed up...

This is very irritating.

...it's hard NOT to think...

Great to know there is at least one other person in the universe...

...everyone was busy whacking moles...

The programmer should be shot...

I had problems once...

Stupid lawmakers...

...he might be able to get some...

He reluctantly decided to dip...

...did a bit of prodding...

before calling attornies I picked up the phone...

...you are not doing it enough.

...the purple bippy dippy factory is doomed...