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Donald Trump 1.00 Bill Tipping Attracts Restaurant Manager
Thanks Dien,
Totally new Restaurant. Inside it's dark. Bar on left. Indirect mood lighting. Lots of wood, expensive looking carpet. Pretty Waitresses - in black and Handsome young men - all in black I'm thinking, "Uh oh. This could be expensive." The Matre-d- comes up to us and asks, "Do you want to sit HIGH or LOW? WHAT the heck? Thinking fast - I say, "Low". (High must mean we'd sit on one of those stools at the bar.) Sure enough - we are escorted to a "Low" table Surrounded by well dressed folks sipping wine and beer. Our Waiter Ted approaches. Hands us a menu. I Hold up a Fake 50.00 Bill with DONALD TRUMPS smiling face on it next to a real 1.00 bill. Ask, "Which do you want as a Tip? Donald or a REAL dollar." Ted took the 1.00 I Added up the Cheapest Meal we could possibly order from their Menu. (Half of which is wine and beer.) 10.00 - Soup of the day is a cup of Chili 15.00 for an Appetizer 25.00 for the cheapest Fish dish 8.00 for Dessert ===== ===== 58.00 PLUS TIP Yikes. I Quickly explain - To Ted - "I am a vegetarian." And order: 3.00 - baked potato - side dish 3.00 Broccoli - side 3.00 Coleslaw - side === === 9.00 PLUS Tip (Much better) First I tipped TED Before the meal. 2nd - I tipped Mike - who brought butter for my baked potato on a weird looking plate. (Mike Chose the 1.00 over THE DONALD too.) 3rd - I tipped Ted when he came back with our food. Surprise Result: THE MANAGER Rushed over to our table. Apologized. Explained that they have a SPECIAL MENU - Vegetarian Plate and Vegetarian Lasagna - that is NOT on the usual menu - because it is so seldom asked for. Very Entertaining. By Surprising two Waiters with My-CHOOSE-YOUR-TIP Before-You-Bring-the-food - Golden Rule Tipping Strategy. We attracted the Attention of the BOSS with only 3 bucks. Thanks, Glenn |
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