Dien Rice
May 13, 2007, 11:17 AM
Gee, Donald Trump is putting his face (and brand) on everything...
First, there was "The Apprentice"...
Then, you could smell like Trump, with Trump Cologne (http://www.fragrancex.com/products/_cid_cologne-am-lid_D-am-pid_60825M__products.html) (contains citrus notes with hints of mint, cucumber and black basil)...
Then, you could eat like Trump, with Trump Steaks (http://www.trumpsteaks.com/)...
What is there left but Trump toilet paper?
Oops... My mistake. He's done that too (http://www.rowanlea.com/x-wipes/trump-xw.html)!
(Actually, somehow I don't think that last product has the authentic Trump stamp of approval!)
- Dien
First, there was "The Apprentice"...
Then, you could smell like Trump, with Trump Cologne (http://www.fragrancex.com/products/_cid_cologne-am-lid_D-am-pid_60825M__products.html) (contains citrus notes with hints of mint, cucumber and black basil)...
Then, you could eat like Trump, with Trump Steaks (http://www.trumpsteaks.com/)...
What is there left but Trump toilet paper?
Oops... My mistake. He's done that too (http://www.rowanlea.com/x-wipes/trump-xw.html)!
(Actually, somehow I don't think that last product has the authentic Trump stamp of approval!)
- Dien
