Dien Rice
April 15, 2012, 09:59 AM
Diatribe: Why Didn't I Think Of That? Panda Poop Tea ...
diatribesandovations.com/.../diatribe-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-panda...
20 Mar 2012 – The tea is said to be unusually healthy because pandas only eat wild ... If people will buy pet rocks and panda poop tea, surely they'll snatch up ...
http://diatribesandovations.com/2012/03/20/diatribe-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-panda-poop-tea/
I thunk when I read that, that the tea was made out of the panda poo...
Thankfully, the panda poo is just used as the fertilizer to grow the tea plants...
So - there is no panda poo in the tea.
Hmm... could be so many variations on this...
grizzly bear poo tea
black bear poo tea
koala bear poo tea
kangaroo poo tea
or we could even go one better...
Lassie poo tea
Flipper poo tea
Mr. Ed poo tea
(Hollywood... there's untapped merchandising gold here!)
Anyway... I will generously not pursue these ideas, so someone else can handle it (err... yuck!) ;)
- Dien
diatribesandovations.com/.../diatribe-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-panda...
20 Mar 2012 – The tea is said to be unusually healthy because pandas only eat wild ... If people will buy pet rocks and panda poop tea, surely they'll snatch up ...
http://diatribesandovations.com/2012/03/20/diatribe-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-panda-poop-tea/
I thunk when I read that, that the tea was made out of the panda poo...
Thankfully, the panda poo is just used as the fertilizer to grow the tea plants...
So - there is no panda poo in the tea.
Hmm... could be so many variations on this...
grizzly bear poo tea
black bear poo tea
koala bear poo tea
kangaroo poo tea
or we could even go one better...
Lassie poo tea
Flipper poo tea
Mr. Ed poo tea
(Hollywood... there's untapped merchandising gold here!)
Anyway... I will generously not pursue these ideas, so someone else can handle it (err... yuck!) ;)
- Dien
