I want one of these:

[Glenn]

Thanks Gordon,

I Researched and was all set to order a motorized
skateboard.

But when I googled it.

And 3 or 4 competitors - the # of broken arms and legs Was ALARMING.

Your Discovery of a Hover Craft
we can Fly is nifty - but I'm not quite ready.

the Military Acronym says it all, "FUBAR"

When a bird hits a rotor and that Baby Doesn't GLIDE to the ground.

The potential to get "Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition."
Is about 100%

Glenn