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Marital Bliss
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Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months
in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas
shopping.

I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun
for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law.
This is our idea of useless legislation.

Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look
stout in a fur coat.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting
married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers
to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin

If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?

If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want
to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks.
-- Rita Rudner




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