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Originally Posted by Glenn
Thanks Gordon,
I am Constantly TESTING Odd, Goofy, Warped
Ways TO SHOCK People AWAKE.
Cuz if You Do Not SLAP them To Get Their ATTENTION - They will Not
Hear you and You Cannot sell them stuff.
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A New Idea I am Testing - EXHIBIT A -
Just Found a 3 Inch Tall Robot - Which RECORDS 8 seconds of your Voice.
Him is Blue
Her Robot is Pink.
Am Sending Him Back To The Kitchen with the waitress
with 4 or 5 INSTANT Scratch off Lotto Tickets for The COOKS.
(WOW do I get PILED UP Food Plates!)
So they HEAR My Words Instead of Hers.
AND
Amazingly.
A Client Wants to PAY ME to Write up the idea to Use from The STAGE.
So He Can Toss 3 Robots Into The Audience. Run Down. Hold Microphone
to the Robot in Audience members Hands.
THEY Hit The Button. And a TINY VOICE Says your Headline.
HUZZAH - Interactive Speech Making!
BUBBLE WRAPPED Robot #1 - Part I of Speech
Robot #2 - Part II of Speech
Robot #3 - End of Speech
ANNOUNCE a Raffle - "Put Your Biz Card in The Box and You Might WIN
A Robot to Take Home to Your Kids - If We Draw Your Name."
HOT DOG!
You now have a Customer List.
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Glenn... I love it! It's brilliant!
How many people give presentations to crowds... and walk away, having virtually no way of contacting those who they spoke to...?
What a waste of potential!
Your way is much, much better...
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Please PICK ONE - Then email me at [email protected] - TELL me your Choice - so I can Send you Your BRIBE REPORT.
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Before You Test Out The Idea Yourself
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For The Holidays
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Thanks for your Help!
Glenn Osborn
P.S. - REMEMBER - To Get Your Copy of Our BRIBE REPORT -
"Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked,
"Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said,
"Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?"
Email me your #1 Headline PICK to -- [email protected]
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Glenn, because of the time of year, my pick is B...
But if it wasn't this time of year, it would probably be E...
Best wishes,
Dien