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Old June 8, 2021, 02:23 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default Buk Buk BUK BAWK -

Thanks Millard,

Very Sad News To Report Today.

Whenever I Share My LOTTO TIPPING of Cooks in the Kitchen Method.

Yelling.

Screaming.

CHAOS.

BLOOD in the Streets as my Ezine Readers FEE IN PANIC.

100% of my Ezine List are TERRORIZED.

So SCARED that Not a single Person Has Reported Successfully Tipping The
Cooks.

Which is a DARN Shame. Because these men and women are back there
in 100 degree heat WEARING FACE MASKS.

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Waitress - "HELLO.

ME - "Hi, How many cooks in the Kitchen today? I ask because I want to give
YOU (I hand them a Lotto ticket) AND the cooks - A Thank You Reward.

Waiter - There are 5 Cooks in the Kitchen.

ME - Counting of LOTTO tickets from my Pile - "1, 2, 3, 4, 5,6."
I hand her ONE for herself. And five more for the cooks.

ME - (Trusting the waitress To deliver the TIPS creates EXTRA TRUST btwn me and her.)

RESULT - Better Service. And More Food than the 2 or 3 other folks
at my table Combined. Plus the people at other tables are SO ENTERTAINED they strike up a conversation with me.

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Thanks,
Glenn
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