TEST YOURSELF - Which Of These Headlines Got 600% More Votes?

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

Good points about hiring someone with EXPERIENCE/INSURANCE
to cut a tree down.

Glenn

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The One FORBIDDEN FireWood Question
Tree Services Companies Don’t Want You To Ask

Hi,

So what Do You Ask BEFORE You Buy a Cord or more of Oak Firewood to heat your House?

QUESTION -

IF You Ask, “Is the Oak Firewood you sell dry?”

Their ANSWER IS - “Yes, it’s from last year. So it’s been drying out for an entire year.”

OR

“We cut the Trees Last Year. So the Green Oak Logs have been drying out in a field for a whole year.”

SNEAKY - SNEAKY.

TRANSLATION to English - What 90% of the FireWood Suppliers MEAN is that their “Dry” oak trees have been laying out in a field - IN THE RAIN - for a whole year. (Drier than a “Live, Green-Full of Sap” — tree but Not “Dry Enough to Burn Well.”

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Here’s What you should ASK Instead -

“Has The Dried Oak Firewood You Sell Been Protected from Rain and Snow by a roof or a tarp - for a year?”

Then.

A - You will get THE TRUTH.

B - Save time and munny.

C - Be READY to object if you catch them in a Lie.

LIKE SO -

When the truck arrives with your wood. And you pick up a Chunk of Oak. And it FEELS LIKE LEAD. (Which means it’s wet.) You can Send the wood back!

WHY SEND Wet Wood BACK?

Here’s an EASY way to Tell Wet Wood from Dry in your fireplace or wood stove or Fireplace Insert.

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DRY WOOD FIRE STARTING DIRECTIONS -

Steps to Starting a Fire With Dry Oak Wood -

Step I - Wad some newspapers up

Step II - Toss a few Small twigs or kindling in on top of the newspapers.

Step III - OR Use a FireStarter Log of some kind.

Step IV - Put 1 or 2 heavier Oak Firewood logs on top.

Step V - Light the newspapers with a match.

STEP VI - WATCH until you are SURE the fire has started! An Unwatched Fire usually goes out.

ALL DONE - You have Successfully Started a Fire to heat your house.
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WET Oak WOOD That Has Been Sitting in The Rain for a
Year - FIRE STARTING DIRECTIONS -

Step I - Wad some newspapers up

Step II - Toss a few Small twigs or kindling in on top of the newspapers.

Step III - OR Use a FireStarter Log of some kind.

Step IV - Let the Kindling and Dry wood Burn For 1 to 2 Hours - Until you have 2 or 3 inches of Red Embers.

Step V - THEN put one Wet Oak Chunk on top. ONLY ONE.

Step VI - Have Extra Dry FireWood Ready. Because even with an inch of red hot embers underneath - You will have to put Dry wood next to the wet Oak - OR The Fire will GO OUT!

Step VII - Light the newspapers with a match.

TORTURE, right?

The Above Advice comes from EXPERIENCE. I have 5 cords of Wet Oak - ***DRIED BY A FIREWOOD Supplier by laying Logs in a field for a year.*** Which I am Personally RE-Drying. This is wood I Bought LAST YEAR.

Now ready to burn THIS YEAR.

If you don’t want to Do This.

You will want to Order Dry Oak - that has been under a Roof for a year - Like the wood Donnie cuts and keeps Protected and Dry for clients.

Thanks,
Glenn

You can Call Donnie if You Have Questions: 443-915-0489

Email is [email protected]

Thanks,
Donnie Smith