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She Said, *Am I Hallucinating Again?*
Thanks Gordon,
I am Constantly TESTING Odd, Goofy, Warped Ways TO SHOCK People AWAKE. Cuz if You Do Not SLAP them To Get Their ATTENTION - They will Not Hear you and You Cannot sell them stuff. ------------- ------------- A New Idea I am Testing - EXHIBIT A - Just Found a 3 Inch Tall Robot - Which RECORDS 8 seconds of your Voice. Him is Blue Her Robot is Pink. Am Sending Him Back To The Kitchen with the waitress with 4 or 5 INSTANT Scratch off Lotto Tickets for The COOKS. (WOW do I get PILED UP Food Plates!) So they HEAR My Words Instead of Hers. AND Amazingly. A Client Wants to PAY ME to Write up the idea to Use from The STAGE. So He Can Toss 3 Robots Into The Audience. Run Down. Hold Microphone to the Robot in Audience members Hands. THEY Hit The Button. And a TINY VOICE Says your Headline. HUZZAH - Interactive Speech Making! BUBBLE WRAPPED Robot #1 - Part I of Speech Robot #2 - Part II of Speech Robot #3 - End of Speech ANNOUNCE a Raffle - "Put Your Biz Card in The Box and You Might WIN A Robot to Take Home to Your Kids - If We Draw Your Name." HOT DOG! You now have a Customer List. **************** **************** For The Holidays I've Written a New E-book. And Have Adapted a 2nd SILLY Object - to Use As a BRIBE to Boost the # of Headline VOTES I get. You Might Get a HOOT out of this strategy. ESPECIALLY since THE TREND is that nobody Fills out Surveys ANYMORE without some kind of Bribe. Thanks, Glenn ==================== ==================== Big RED Nose NLP Testing Club Ezine #3771 Happy Holidays, Thanks for your Patience. Your Holiday THANK YOU REWARDS are going to be Many. STARTING NOW. Thank You REWARD #1 - IS Our Holiday BRIBE REPORT Called, "Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked, "Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said, "Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?" Your "NO-WORDS-NEEDED - "SIT-AT-ANY-Bar/RESTAURANT - Attract Women, Kids and Parents over to your Table NLP SYSTEM - that Fits Easily into a Pocket... COSTS a TOTAL OF... WAIT FOR IT. 1.25 each (One Dollar Twenty Five Cents) at Amazon . ************ ************ Ok. Why Offer You a Goofy BRIBE? (EDITORS NOTE - Same idea works to Attract Prospective Clients too. So Not all FLIRT GAMES.) To Get YOUR OPINION. Ask You, " Which of These Headlines YOU LIKE BEST?" (EDITORS NOTE - We've Been Doing this for 24 Years. And Decided to SHARE The 1-of-a-kind Munny Making Idea with You For The Holidays. The Sales Letter is DONE. The E-Book is DONE. But - I NEED Headline Help!) Please PICK ONE - Then email me at [email protected] - TELL me your Choice - so I can Send you Your BRIBE REPORT. A - Don't Buy Jay Abrahams 10 ***Munny-Tree*** Secrets Before You Test Out The Idea Yourself B - Get Fired Up With Our Hidden Moolah Finder For The Holidays C - How to DIVORCE Yourself from The Painful Part of Making Munny w/Jay Abrahams Munny-Tree System D - Experience The ONLY Money Making System We've USED in 24 Years of Marketing to Small Business Owners E - Finally - An Affordable - Stay-At-Home Emergency Cash System F - Relieve Your LACK-OF-MUNNY-PAIN With Our Home Based Extra C*ash Strategy G - Exposed! Ten X-Ray EYE-BALL Headline Ideas That Let You See BIG MUNNY In Any Small Business H - Pass Our French-Fry-Fast-Food-QUIZ And Then If You Want To Make A Bunch of Extra Munny We'll Do All The Work I - How to Grab A Small Biz Website Owners Munny in 60 Seconds Flat Thanks for your Help! Glenn Osborn P.S. - REMEMBER - To Get Your Copy of Our BRIBE REPORT - "Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked, "Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said, "Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?" Email me your #1 Headline PICK to -- [email protected] |
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