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Old December 8, 2020, 02:15 AM
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Default 800 Million Dollar Mentor, James Patterson, *ONE SHOT* TESTING

Thanks Gordon,

You Know how My 2 New Money-From-Home
mp3 Audio Books Include Lots of "Andrew Carnegie Competition"
Moolah making Case Studies?

Well.

When James Patterson Gets A Story Idea.

He Partners up with one of his Former AD AGENCY Writers.

Whips out a STAND-ALONE Book In a Jiffy.

And IF it Sells Well.

James Writes Book #2 and #3 and #4.

I
LOVE
TESTING.

(Especially When The TESTING Is Profitable.)

Turns out My 3-D ARTIST can Do ONE SHOT CARTOONS
of Almost ANY FLIRT Or Business Testimonial.

SO.

FLASH BULB MOMENT.

I Am Doing a XMAS COMPETITION.

The PERSON - whose ARM POINT Testimonial Gets The MOST VOTES
Gets a 3-D ONE SHOT CARTOON Made Based on Their STORY.

THOUGHT
ACTION
RESULTS.

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3-D CONTEST ENTRY -

Gary's Flirt Story - "Company Division is in the RED so The Manager is PIMPING The Secretaries."

Gary The NightTime Security Guard Tells me A Crazy Story -
Upside Down and Backwards - So I Have Rewritten it in Proper Sequence of Events Order.

"My Car Died at 10Pm on a Friday. I am Outside Building 5 on The Corporate
Campus of XYZ Company. I Went inside to make a phone call. So My Boss
Would Have PROOF I wasn't Slacking off. Cuz I can't get to the Card Reader on
foot."

I Saw a Forest-Fire-Hot WOMAN in The Lobby."

She Was Blonde, Beautiful and wearing a Fancy Skin tight black Dress.

Several Men in Masks Were Sitting Down - She was Standing in front of them Without a Mask.

Greg - The Lobby Guard had his Back to me. He is Watching her too.

Just for Fun.

I Spread my legs in a shooting Stance.

Brought My Arm Up and POINTED across the Lobby at her.

Her Head Snapped around. She Looked At Me. And Her Eyes Widened. Then
She Motioned to GREG - the Lobby Security Guard. And he Almost fell he Spun
around so fast.

Greg Hustles Me out of the Lobby. Into a side room.

"What Are YOU doing here?, He HISSES.

ME - "My Car Died. Calling my Boss to Get Picked Up. Need To use Your Lobby Phone.

"HERE" - he Hands me His Phone.

I Ask, "Who's The Hotty?"

Greg Cusses a Bit.

And Says, "It's a Secret. If You Tell Anybody we All Get Fired. That "Hotty" is
wearing a Wig and Painted Her Face to Become Somebody Else. You Know Her.
She hands you Your Check Every week.

"Janice? She's the Bosses' Secretary!"

GREG - "Yeah, Well. See all those Rich Dudes? Janice just Sold them a Party
Package Deal for 6 Figures. And If it goes good it Becomes a Monthly Gig. This
Keeps our Part of the Division in the Black. Plus All the Women Get a Bonus for
Helping out at the Parties."

I'm Out The Door.

The BackUp Car is Pulling Up.

And We're pulling away Before I Figure Out What Kind of "PARTY"
Costs a few 100 Grand - and Gets Sold by My Boss Executive Assistant - In Disguise wearing a See Thru Dress.

Thanks,
Gary
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Old December 8, 2020, 02:20 AM
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Default 3-D CARTOON Contest Entry #2 - The Arm Point Is A Girl Magnet

Thanks Gordon/Dien,

Better to TEACH a New Idea by DOING it.

And

The Best Way To Learn a New Sales Strategy is to Show OTHERS how to Use it.

Glenn

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NLP ABE TESTIMONIAL - 3-D Cartoon Contest Entry -

I was Leaving my Office.

Down In The Office Building Parking Lot I Noticed an Attractive Woman Walking to her Car.

I Was Wearing The LED FACE MASK That Painter guy
used in the Club to Get The Dancer to Visit his Table.

Right Arm - ONE ARM POINTED AT HER.

LEFT ARM - THUMBS UP.

She LIT UP! (Pun intended.)

ME - Walking to my car.

SHE - Walking to Her Car - EXCEPT she Seemed MAGNETIZED.

She
DRIFTS
OVER
To
Me.

Compliments me on my Mask.

Thru Our Masks - We Chat for 5 Minutes.

And I Give her Some Of My Cards.

She Agrees to Refer Me to anyone she knows who wants to SELL their House.

Thanks,
NLP ABE
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Old December 8, 2020, 03:06 AM
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Default Psychologist Charges 500K to Dramatize Octopuss Painting Attack

Thanks Gordon - Dien,

When You Go the Extra 100 Miles.

Amazing Things Happen.

10 Years ago I did a Free Presentation for a Group of 20 Multi-Millionaires in California.

HOSTED by Jay Abrahams #1 Seminar Salesman. (Who I Made a Lot of Money by selling Extra Seminar Seats.)

ONE of the 20 Was a California Psychologist who Turned Client DREAMS into
a One Act Play for the small sum of 250GRAND.

Recently THAT MAN Called me from Palm Beach Florida.

Simon says, "I moved to Palm Beach Because The Average Income is 300Grand.
And there are THOUSANDS of Rich Widows here. The Reason I Called you. I have a Problem. Maybe you can Help me."

Simon - I Charged a Widow 500Grand to Do a One Act Play of Her Re-curring Sex
Fantasy Dream. But She Is not Happy. Claims we Have the OCTOPUSS ARMS all Wrong."

ME - "WHAT?"

Simon - "I'll Start from The Beginning. This Lady Comes to Me. All Worn Out from This Dream She Has Been Having After Her Husband Died.

ME - Is it top Secret?

Simon - "No. It's So INSANE Nobody would Believe You. She has This Huge Painting of an ORANGE Octopuss On her Bedroom Wall. In Her Dream the Giant Orange Arms come out of the Painting. And Do It. Over and Over.

ME - "Do it" means The Arms are Having sex With her?

Simon - "Sigh. Lots of Orgasms she says. But She is Getting Tired. Needs a Break. So She Comes to me. Pays me 500Grand. The Hydraulic arms are Expensive.

ME - Incredulous - "You Found a Local College Theater Group to Do OCTOPUSS Sex on Stage?"

Simon - "Well. Yes and No. YES - I had to Pay them Extra To Sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement. NO - We Did This on a Private Stage at the Clients Villa.

Simon - "We Used Wires and Hydraulics on the Arms. So they would reach from the painting to the Bed. The Older Lady (Stand-in-For-The-Client) in Pink Pajamas on The Bed Has Mostly Stopped Laughing.

BUT THE CLIENT - Is Not Happy.

Simon - She Keeps Yelling - "The Arms are Wrong. The Arms are Wrong."

ME - "Ok. I've recovered from my Coughing Fit. I Have an Idea. Very Powerful So You Will Need to BE CAREFUL.

"I got it from Robert Cialdini."

Simon - "In his Book "Influence?"

ME - "No - I called him up. Gave him some Testimonials to use in a Speech. And He Told Me About The Psychological ARM POINT.

Simon - "Ok. Start over. I have a Lot of Respect for Robert. I wanna Write This Down."

ME - RESULTS?

Simon Says They Hung One Giant Orange Octopuss ARM over the Clients Head on Wires - out in the Front row of her Home Theater. Let Her POINT the OCOTOPUS Arm at The Stage. Move Arms around. And Get Every Octopuss ARM in the Right Place.

They Recorded The Final Cut Video.

As Long as The client Watches Her Octopuss Video Before Bed - NO DREAMS.

But if she goes a few Nights without.

The Octopuss in the Painting Attacks her again.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - HOW IS IT POSSIBLE We Can Share this? Names Changed. States and The Kind of Business Simon is in have been Shifted.

The Client Has Died. Simon Is retired with Many Millions. And Moved to Arkansas where he can Live Cheaper - Like a King.

AND - As Simon told me. "NOBODY will Believe You."
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Old December 8, 2020, 03:29 AM
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Default 1st Three 3-D Cartoons To Illustrate Tracy's DREAM DANCER Story

Thanks Gordon - Dien,

Headline Dancer Walks
from Limo to Club Entrance.

http://glennosborn.com/images/yellowoutfit.jpg

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Headline Dancer Poses For PR Photos
in Front of NightClub

http://glennosborn.com/images/clubdancer.jpg

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Headline Dancer Has Made Local
Club Dancers Mad - Taking Their TIPS.

Headline Dancer
Signs Nude Pics of Herself for Fans

http://glennosborn.com/images/thesigning.jpg

Thanks,
Glenn
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Old December 8, 2020, 04:02 PM
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Default Please VOTE in Our 3-D Cartoon Testimonial CONTEST

Thanks Gordon - Dien,

Your INVITE to Join Us for The Fun.

You Can Learn to Apply Andrew Carnegie Competition Psychology
by Participating in Our 3-D COMPETITION.

Thanks,
Glenn

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Big RED Nose NLP Testing Club #4241

Merry Christmas,

Thanks For Participating in the VOTING to Choose The WINNER of The 3-D Cartoon FLIRT Testimonial..

My Goal is to Make You SMILE,
For a While,
Flirt Test In Style,
Then Put YOUR Extra Munny in a PILE.

YOUR
BRIBE
for
Sending Your OPINION to me at [email protected]

***3-D BRIBE PAINTING -
3-D Cartoon #4 - The Headline Dancer Soaked in Beer - by Jealous Local Stripper.

***PLUS a BONUS REPORT -
"The 4 Hidden NLP LEVELS of Psychological COMPETITION in This BEER SOAKED DANCER 3-D-Photo".

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THE - 3-D PAINTING - CONTEST -

You Have
FOUR FLIRT TESTIMONIALS
To CHOOSE FROM -

Please Pick The Testimonial/Story You Want to See Turned into a 3-D Cartoon.

THE FIRST FOUR FLIRT STORIES ARE -

A - "Tracy-The-Painter Meets His DREAM GIRL Dancer"

Done - 3-D Pic #1 - Headline Dancer Walking from Limo to Club.

Done -3-D Pic #2 - Headliner Dancer Getting PR-Photographed Btwn 2 Club Members

Done -3-D Pic #3 - Headliner Signing Nekkid Pics for a Line of Club Patrons - (Beer Stein Over Head Before SPLASH)

Done -3-D Pic #4 - YOUR BRIBE Pic (Described above)

(NEXT) 3-D Pic #5 - Headline Dancer On Stage/Behind Glass/In INSANE Psycho Pose
(No Nudity - This Pic Goes BEYOND Naked..)

B - "Company Division is in the RED so The Manager is PIMPING The Secretaries."

Gary-The--Security-Guard Catches His BOSS Pimping Out Employees
to a Group of Men - In The Building Lobby - After Hours.

C - "Abe Becomes Man-Magnet to Women - Dark Parking Lot Story

Pretty Woman Walking towards Car - Walks over to Abe - Instead.
Agrees to WORK for him.

D - "Psycho-Simon Uses Octopus-Arm-Point To Keep Dream-Octopuss-Client Happy

The 3-D Cartoon will Show The Theater Group
On-Stage - Acting Out The 45 Yr Old Divorcee S*E*X-DREAM with The Giant Orange Octopuss
Arms Coming out of the Painting on her Bedroom Wall.

(THE LINK - You Can READ the Testimonial Yourself. http://archive.enchantednlp.com/ezine.php?issueno=4240)

OK.

These are The First Four ARM POINT - And PHOTO-ANCHOR
Flirt Stories Sent in.

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YOUR DIRECTIONS:

Please Pick One.

Email Your Choice to me at [email protected]

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - Email me YOUR PICK - at [email protected] - to Get 3-D Dancer Cartoon #4 "BEER SOAKED"

And The BRIBE REPORT - Explaining the 4 Hidden Levels of INSANE NLP Psychology Hidden in 3-D Cartoon #4..
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Old December 9, 2020, 04:33 PM
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Default SEX STIMULANT Bribe for Your Headline Opinion - Glenn

Thanks Gordon,

Before I go to all the Time and Trouble To Create a New Product I
BRIBE my Ezine Readers to TELL ME which Headline they Like Best.

IF I Don't Get a Lot Of Votes.

I Do Not Create The Info Product.

HOWEVER.

Lots of OPINIONS - Is Good News.

Because Experience Shows that 50% or more will BUY What they Took The Time and Effort to VOTE FOR.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - This Might Seem Silly. But in all the Years I have Done This - I only GUESSED the Winning Title ONCE.

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Big RED Nose NLP Testing Club #4243

Happy Holidays,

Thanks for Voting on The FLIRT TESTIMONIAL You Want to See Turned into a 3-D Cartoon. (HINT - One Testimonial got 90% of The Votes!)

Ok.

New NLP Copywriting Program ALMOST DONE. 20 Chapters Finished on A NEW NLP Copywriting Book for Xmas.

ALL We Need is a HEADLINE.

YOUR HELP is much Appreciated.

YOUR BRIBE for Voting?

A Special Report Called -

"How Calvin Becomes #1 In Pizza Sales
By Feeding People A S*E*X STIMULANT"

==================
==================
YOUR DIRECTIONS:

Please Pick Your ONE FAVORITE Headline and Email it to me at [email protected]

A - Cocaine-Copywriting - Andrew-Carnegie-Competition-Cliffhanger-Copywriting

B - NLP-Word-Whip-Copywriting - How to Write Less & Make More

C - Cocaine Copywriting - How To Sell Your Advertising

D - NLP-Word-Whip-Copywriting - How To Sell Your Advertising

E - Word-Whip-Spanking - How To Tease Your Readers

F - Cocaine Copywriting - How To Drug Your Readers With Words

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - To Get Your BRIBE REPORT - Email me your #1 Headline PICK to [email protected]
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Old December 9, 2020, 10:01 PM
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Default And The Winning Headline is...

Thanks Gordon - Dien,

F - Cocaine Copywriting - How To Drug Your Readers With Words

This Headline got 5X More Votes than Any other.

So.

I Replaced the Title I had.

Thanks,
Glenn
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Old December 10, 2020, 08:07 AM
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Default I love your stories!

Quote:
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Thanks Gordon/Dien,

Better to TEACH a New Idea by DOING it.

And

The Best Way To Learn a New Sales Strategy is to Show OTHERS how to Use it.
Hi Glenn,

One thing I love about your "stuff" is the stories...

Everyone loves stories!

And I love how you bring "competition" into it too... There's a lot of "invisible" persuasion happening below the surface...

But to the customer, they get a lot of entertaining stories...

What's not to like?

It's ingenious...!

Best wishes!

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Old December 10, 2020, 08:55 AM
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Default I emailed you my response!

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Thanks Gordon - Dien,

Your INVITE to Join Us for The Fun.

You Can Learn to Apply Andrew Carnegie Competition Psychology
by Participating in Our 3-D COMPETITION.
Hi Glenn,

Just letting you know that I emailed you my response!

Best wishes,

Dien
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Old December 10, 2020, 08:57 AM
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Default That's a good one!

Quote:
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Thanks Gordon - Dien,

F - Cocaine Copywriting - How To Drug Your Readers With Words

This Headline got 5X More Votes than Any other.

So.

I Replaced the Title I had.
I agree...

That's a good one!

- Dien
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