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Old December 8, 2020, 02:15 AM
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Default 800 Million Dollar Mentor, James Patterson, *ONE SHOT* TESTING

Thanks Gordon,

You Know how My 2 New Money-From-Home
mp3 Audio Books Include Lots of "Andrew Carnegie Competition"
Moolah making Case Studies?

Well.

When James Patterson Gets A Story Idea.

He Partners up with one of his Former AD AGENCY Writers.

Whips out a STAND-ALONE Book In a Jiffy.

And IF it Sells Well.

James Writes Book #2 and #3 and #4.

I
LOVE
TESTING.

(Especially When The TESTING Is Profitable.)

Turns out My 3-D ARTIST can Do ONE SHOT CARTOONS
of Almost ANY FLIRT Or Business Testimonial.

SO.

FLASH BULB MOMENT.

I Am Doing a XMAS COMPETITION.

The PERSON - whose ARM POINT Testimonial Gets The MOST VOTES
Gets a 3-D ONE SHOT CARTOON Made Based on Their STORY.

THOUGHT
ACTION
RESULTS.

=================
=================
3-D CONTEST ENTRY -

Gary's Flirt Story - "Company Division is in the RED so The Manager is PIMPING The Secretaries."

Gary The NightTime Security Guard Tells me A Crazy Story -
Upside Down and Backwards - So I Have Rewritten it in Proper Sequence of Events Order.

"My Car Died at 10Pm on a Friday. I am Outside Building 5 on The Corporate
Campus of XYZ Company. I Went inside to make a phone call. So My Boss
Would Have PROOF I wasn't Slacking off. Cuz I can't get to the Card Reader on
foot."

I Saw a Forest-Fire-Hot WOMAN in The Lobby."

She Was Blonde, Beautiful and wearing a Fancy Skin tight black Dress.

Several Men in Masks Were Sitting Down - She was Standing in front of them Without a Mask.

Greg - The Lobby Guard had his Back to me. He is Watching her too.

Just for Fun.

I Spread my legs in a shooting Stance.

Brought My Arm Up and POINTED across the Lobby at her.

Her Head Snapped around. She Looked At Me. And Her Eyes Widened. Then
She Motioned to GREG - the Lobby Security Guard. And he Almost fell he Spun
around so fast.

Greg Hustles Me out of the Lobby. Into a side room.

"What Are YOU doing here?, He HISSES.

ME - "My Car Died. Calling my Boss to Get Picked Up. Need To use Your Lobby Phone.

"HERE" - he Hands me His Phone.

I Ask, "Who's The Hotty?"

Greg Cusses a Bit.

And Says, "It's a Secret. If You Tell Anybody we All Get Fired. That "Hotty" is
wearing a Wig and Painted Her Face to Become Somebody Else. You Know Her.
She hands you Your Check Every week.

"Janice? She's the Bosses' Secretary!"

GREG - "Yeah, Well. See all those Rich Dudes? Janice just Sold them a Party
Package Deal for 6 Figures. And If it goes good it Becomes a Monthly Gig. This
Keeps our Part of the Division in the Black. Plus All the Women Get a Bonus for
Helping out at the Parties."

I'm Out The Door.

The BackUp Car is Pulling Up.

And We're pulling away Before I Figure Out What Kind of "PARTY"
Costs a few 100 Grand - and Gets Sold by My Boss Executive Assistant - In Disguise wearing a See Thru Dress.

Thanks,
Gary
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