Knock, knock. Who's there?
Who cares? Yes he does, but he's still on first.
Ready for the Fred and Jay show???
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Originally Posted by Dien Rice
Hi Gordon,
Everything you say here is very wise!
Luckily, I have a wife who teases the heck of out of me... So it's hard to get too pompous... 
I've been trying my hand at jokes... Here's the best I've done so far, I think...
----- I went flying on a plane the other day. It was full of elephants.
I called over the flight attendant, and asked, "Why is this plane full of elephants?"
She said, "Didn't you know? This is a jumbo jet." -----
Maybe I can write kids' books?
Best wishes,
Dien |