How to fight the pandemic blues...

[GordonJ]

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Who cares? Yes he does, but he's still on first.

Ready for the Fred and Jay show???

Originally Posted by Dien Rice

Hi Gordon,

Everything you say here is very wise!

Luckily, I have a wife who teases the heck of out of me... So it's hard to get too pompous...

I've been trying my hand at jokes... Here's the best I've done so far, I think...

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I went flying on a plane the other day. It was full of elephants.

I called over the flight attendant, and asked, "Why is this plane full of elephants?"

She said, "Didn't you know? This is a jumbo jet."

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Maybe I can write kids' books?

Best wishes,

Dien

[Dien Rice]

Originally Posted by GordonJ

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Who cares? Yes he does, but he's still on first.

Ready for the Fred and Jay show???

Hi Gordon,

We're ready for the big time, I'd say!

Over many years, I've been developing theories of "humor"...

Yeah, it's a boring topic...

Much better to just be funny...

I've always loved this Groucho Marx joke...

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got in my pajamas I don't know."



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfN_gcjGoJo

I think it's still funny...

Best wishes,

Dien

[GordonJ]

He bought his name
undying fame

hooray, hooray, hooray.

Watched all the Marx Bros. Kmovies. May have to revisit a few.

You forgot to mention that on the plane, not only elephants, but there were the 7 blind men too.

And for the record, WE ARE THE BIGTIME, since it all begins in the mind, eh?

Gordon

PS I tend to play better in person, being able to read the audience. But maybe I'll sharpen the written word version of me on the whetstone of budding SowPubber's humor workshops. HA!

Gordon

PS. Going to Alabama, and you know why.

Originally Posted by Dien Rice

Hi Gordon,

We're ready for the big time, I'd say!

Over many years, I've been developing theories of "humor"...

Yeah, it's a boring topic...

Much better to just be funny...

I've always loved this Groucho Marx joke...

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got in my pajamas I don't know."



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfN_gcjGoJo

I think it's still funny...

Best wishes,

Dien