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Old February 23, 2025, 05:18 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default "Flying Cow" Thank You Note Cut My Fuel Oil Bill By 284.00

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Based on Years of testing IF I can Get The People with HIDDEN POWER to
Smile and Laugh.

They Reciprocate.

And Try their Best to Help Me.

So.

I handed the Fuel Oil Truck Driver a Bag with This FLYING COW, a Thank You Note. With DIRECTIONS
on how others shoot The FLYING COW at Truck Drivers and their BOSS.

FLYING COW LINK -
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000KK3WDM...fed_asin_title

Then Phoned 24 Hrs Later
to MAKE SURE the Phone Order Taker Lady
GOT The Flying Cow OK.

BENEFIT #1 - The whole office is LAUGHING.

BENEFIT #2 - The lady sitting Next to MY Phone Lady Gossipes like Crazy.

A - SHE SAID - I got sent The #1 Best Fuel Oil Driver.

B - I was told to MAKE SURE to order 150 Gallons. Because I get a Huge Discount.

I Did the Math. I saved 250.00! (650.00 instead of 800+)

I was only 17 gallons over the 150 gallon mark.

C - To use the GOOD WILL from The cow. I Ordered from a 2nd lady. A Furnace Inspection and Cleaning.

AGAIN - I got their MOST TALENTED Mechanic.

110 to Show up.
110 to do one hrs work

220.00

But I Got a 50.00 A Phone Call and Was Given a 50.00 DISCOUNT.

So My 9.00 FLYING COW saved Me 284 Bucks.

Plus I got the #1 Driver. And the #1 Mechanic. (He cleaned and Vacuumed
4 inches of Soot and Debris out of the Furnace Pipes. And Duct Work. That others have NOT DONE.

I know Cuz I Have Watched each guy over and over for 12 Years.

ANYWAY.

If You Wanna FEEL some Magic.

Get a Flying Cow yourself.

Shoot it at someone.

JOIN the Fun.

Thanks,
Glenn

Dien.

Does the Aussie Amazon.com Carry The FLYING COW toy?
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