BETCHA Your Energy Bill Is HIGHER Than Mine!

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Based on Years of testing IF I can Get The People with HIDDEN POWER to
Smile and Laugh.

They Reciprocate.

And Try their Best to Help Me.

So.

I handed the Fuel Oil Truck Driver a Bag with This FLYING COW, a Thank You Note. With DIRECTIONS
on how others shoot The FLYING COW at Truck Drivers and their BOSS.

FLYING COW LINK -
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000KK3WDM...fed_asin_title

Then Phoned 24 Hrs Later
to MAKE SURE the Phone Order Taker Lady
GOT The Flying Cow OK.

BENEFIT #1 - The whole office is LAUGHING.

BENEFIT #2 - The lady sitting Next to MY Phone Lady Gossipes like Crazy.

A - SHE SAID - I got sent The #1 Best Fuel Oil Driver.

B - I was told to MAKE SURE to order 150 Gallons. Because I get a Huge Discount.

I Did the Math. I saved 250.00! (650.00 instead of 800+)

I was only 17 gallons over the 150 gallon mark.

C - To use the GOOD WILL from The cow. I Ordered from a 2nd lady. A Furnace Inspection and Cleaning.

AGAIN - I got their MOST TALENTED Mechanic.

110 to Show up.
110 to do one hrs work

220.00

But I Got a 50.00 A Phone Call and Was Given a 50.00 DISCOUNT.

So My 9.00 FLYING COW saved Me 284 Bucks.

Plus I got the #1 Driver. And the #1 Mechanic. (He cleaned and Vacuumed
4 inches of Soot and Debris out of the Furnace Pipes. And Duct Work. That others have NOT DONE.

I know Cuz I Have Watched each guy over and over for 12 Years.

ANYWAY.

If You Wanna FEEL some Magic.

Get a Flying Cow yourself.

Shoot it at someone.

JOIN the Fun.

Thanks,
Glenn

Dien.

Does the Aussie Amazon.com Carry The FLYING COW toy?

[Glenn]

How I Cut My Home Electric Bill
By $50 A Month ($600 a Year)

Howdy,

I Spent a Decade in The Construction & HVAC Biz. And Without Getting Solar Panels. Have Reduced My Electric Bill From 141.00 a Month to 35.00 a Month in Winter. 30.00 a Month Summer.

Below are a few of My (Fall-off-a-Log-EZ) Cheap Little “Tricks” GUARANTEED to knock at Least 50 Bucks off Your Bill.

Home Energy Quiz:

I - Have You Replaced all of Your House Incandescent/Fluourescent Lights with 1/10 as Expensive LED Bulbs?

II - Have You Used 60 Watt LED Bulbs? Which are Dirt Cheap but so Bright. You can Unscrew all but one Bulb in Your 3 Bulb Light Fixtures AND even above the Bathroom Mirror?

III - Do You Use The LED Bulbs with The Built in Motion Detector? So if Nobody is In The Room. The Lights Go Out?

IV - Did You Install The Little Remote Clicker in Lights You Use The Most? So You Can Turn The Kitchen Light off - From The Living Room. Or Visa Versa?

V - Have You Discovered This $20.00 LED Light? Invented by a College Coed. For people who live in The Desert in Africa?

I Have 3. Two to sit in the Window. One to Give me 12 Hours of LED Light.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076JLYVCC...ti tle_4&th=1

Thanks,
Glenn

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Winter of 2025 - Battery Dead on My Toyota Tacoma.

Below Freezing.

Door and Hood Frozen Shut.

After it Warmed up to 40 Degrees.

I Poured hot water on everything.

Yanked the Battery out.

Bought a 99.00 Battery at "Battery Warehouse

Put it in.

But Couldn't get The Blasted Clamp - Strap That Holds The Battery in place
So it does not FALL OUT - in Place.

Drove to Semi-Retired 85 Yr Old Mechanic in FINKSBURG, Maryland.

Told him, "I will Pay you to Use Your MAGIC FINGERS on my New Battery."

Charles Laughed.

And We Swapped Stories for a While.

He has some Doozies.

While we were Talking I noticed he is putting INSULATION in The Ceiling of his Garage. He lives upstairs.

HUH.

I have put Extra Insulation in my Attic.

But Never Considered putting Fiberglass Insulation
in the Basement Ceiling. Btwn The 2 By 6 inch floor boards.

Some spaces Measure 13 inch - others 14.5

The Stuff at Amazon.com
Only Comes in 15 Inch rolls or Batts.

So.

My Plan.

Buy a 100 Dollar Roll. To Test. Goo From There.

IF a Lot Warmer.

This will Save me Thousands in Fuel oil and Electricity costs.

Thanks,
glenn

Oh Yeah.

Charles has this MASSIVE ScrewDriver.

And He held One side of the Clamp Down. Leaned the Huge Screw Driver
on it so it couldn't FALL OUT Like it did for me - For an Entire Hour.

And MAGIC. All done.

Cost me 5 Bucks.