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![]() Thanks Gordon,
You Know how My 2 New Money-From-Home mp3 Audio Books Include Lots of "Andrew Carnegie Competition" Moolah making Case Studies? Well. When James Patterson Gets A Story Idea. He Partners up with one of his Former AD AGENCY Writers. Whips out a STAND-ALONE Book In a Jiffy. And IF it Sells Well. James Writes Book #2 and #3 and #4. I LOVE TESTING. (Especially When The TESTING Is Profitable.) Turns out My 3-D ARTIST can Do ONE SHOT CARTOONS of Almost ANY FLIRT Or Business Testimonial. SO. FLASH BULB MOMENT. I Am Doing a XMAS COMPETITION. The PERSON - whose ARM POINT Testimonial Gets The MOST VOTES Gets a 3-D ONE SHOT CARTOON Made Based on Their STORY. THOUGHT ACTION RESULTS. ================= ================= 3-D CONTEST ENTRY - Gary's Flirt Story - "Company Division is in the RED so The Manager is PIMPING The Secretaries." Gary The NightTime Security Guard Tells me A Crazy Story - Upside Down and Backwards - So I Have Rewritten it in Proper Sequence of Events Order. "My Car Died at 10Pm on a Friday. I am Outside Building 5 on The Corporate Campus of XYZ Company. I Went inside to make a phone call. So My Boss Would Have PROOF I wasn't Slacking off. Cuz I can't get to the Card Reader on foot." I Saw a Forest-Fire-Hot WOMAN in The Lobby." She Was Blonde, Beautiful and wearing a Fancy Skin tight black Dress. Several Men in Masks Were Sitting Down - She was Standing in front of them Without a Mask. Greg - The Lobby Guard had his Back to me. He is Watching her too. Just for Fun. I Spread my legs in a shooting Stance. Brought My Arm Up and POINTED across the Lobby at her. Her Head Snapped around. She Looked At Me. And Her Eyes Widened. Then She Motioned to GREG - the Lobby Security Guard. And he Almost fell he Spun around so fast. Greg Hustles Me out of the Lobby. Into a side room. "What Are YOU doing here?, He HISSES. ME - "My Car Died. Calling my Boss to Get Picked Up. Need To use Your Lobby Phone. "HERE" - he Hands me His Phone. I Ask, "Who's The Hotty?" Greg Cusses a Bit. And Says, "It's a Secret. If You Tell Anybody we All Get Fired. That "Hotty" is wearing a Wig and Painted Her Face to Become Somebody Else. You Know Her. She hands you Your Check Every week. "Janice? She's the Bosses' Secretary!" GREG - "Yeah, Well. See all those Rich Dudes? Janice just Sold them a Party Package Deal for 6 Figures. And If it goes good it Becomes a Monthly Gig. This Keeps our Part of the Division in the Black. Plus All the Women Get a Bonus for Helping out at the Parties." I'm Out The Door. The BackUp Car is Pulling Up. And We're pulling away Before I Figure Out What Kind of "PARTY" Costs a few 100 Grand - and Gets Sold by My Boss Executive Assistant - In Disguise wearing a See Thru Dress. Thanks, Gary |
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