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![]() I got this email from the guy who calls himself the Rich Jerk...I am REALLY wondering about what is going on w/this guy. Anyone know? Here is the email below: (Oh, btw, this follows lots of emails that were so filthy that you could hardly read them for the cuss words. I finally used my option to unsubscribe. I signed up in the beginning b/c everyone is going ga ga over his ebook - saying it's so great. Now I don't think I'll even be buying that!)
Anyway, here is the email: Email was Titled: "ANDY JENKINS DEAD..." I know its hard to believe, but its true. Andy Jenkins is no longer with us. And you won't believe how I found out. Brad Fallon announced today that he's offering a new bonus to everyone who buys Stompernet. He will personally coach anyone who can't make AT LEAST $1,000 per month. And with that, he has included a "special" DVD to everyone who buys. He sent me a copy of the DVD and it arrived today. He specifically told me to watch it alone, late at night. He kept emphasizing that. I thought maybe he had sent me a **** and was just hitting on me. But he promised me that wasn't the case. So I had one of my babes pop it in the DVD player and I told her to get lost. First some weird imagery comes on the screen with odd noises. Next thing I know, I'm seeing images of Frank Kern making out with his dog....Yanik Silver stealing coins from the guitar case of a street beggar, and Mike Filsaime re-enacting the "I'm the King of the World" scene from Titanic. It gets weirder. The movie flashes forward to a scene of what looks like an old lady dressed in clothes from the 1800's. She's sitting and combing her hair in the mirror when suddenly she looks directly into the camera and I see it's the face of Andy Jenkins. His eyes are completely black and he lets out a piercing scream. Then boom. It's over. The screen is black. The DVD ejects. I think "What the Hell did I just watch?" Then the phone rings....I pick it up and hear a whisper....it sounds a little like the voice of Brad Fallon. He whispers, "Seven Figures"...and hangs up. Suddenly my plasma TV starts leaking what seems to be urine. The stench is overwhelming. And I kid you not, a HAND comes out of the TV screen. Then a WHOLE BODY. It's Andy Jenkins dressed as an old lady and he's drenched in urine. He looks like one of the living dead. He approaches me and reaches out. Just when I think I'm about to break out a can of whoop ass, he says "Hey RJ, here ya go" and he hands me a HUGE wad of cash. He tells me that this is the bonus they are now giving away to the last few people who purchase Stmpernet tonight. Then he asks if he can use the shower. And that was it. I think its one hell of a bonus. And if you want to get it for yourself you need to get Stompernet today by going to the link: http://www.RichJerkPlayboyParty.com/Get-***** You only have 2 hours left before the site is shut down FOREVER. See ya. RJ This message was sent by: Rich Jerk, 5205 Avenida Encinas, Ste I, Carlsbad, CA 92008 |
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