Don't dance naked in front of your microwave.

[GordonJ]

Imagine all the private moments the CIA must be collecting via those smart devices in your home. Yikes. Last time I grab a midnight snack from my smart fridge.

I'm sure Kraft knows I'm low on Miracle Whip, why else would they send me a coupon exactly when the jar was almost empty?

From here out, only dumb appliances for me ( to match the dumb surrogates).

Fun times we live in, eh?

Gordon

[Dien Rice]

Originally Posted by GordonJ

Imagine all the private moments the CIA must be collecting via those smart devices in your home. Yikes. Last time I grab a midnight snack from my smart fridge.

I'm sure Kraft knows I'm low on Miracle Whip, why else would they send me a coupon exactly when the jar was almost empty?

From here out, only dumb appliances for me ( to match the dumb surrogates).

Fun times we live in, eh?

I just hope the CIA never releases its own show... "America's Funniest Clandestine Home Videos...!"

But with a Reality TV star in the White House... you never know!

However, with things going topsy-turvy... Plenty of people are "making hay" in the present times...

Rachel Maddow is having her best-ever TV ratings, with her various Donald Trump exposés... She now beats both CNN and Fox...

And Stephen Colbert's more-political ratings are now beating Jimmy Fallon's "nice guy" ones...

I say, dance naked in front of the microwave... and give the CIA's supposed "microwaves which turn into cameras" an eye-full...

Best wishes,

Dien