Patience from a Canadian perspective.

I don't know if this guy actually said this and don't care. It is simply too good not to pass along. All of the lying crooked Hillary lovers will of course glaze over and start their name calling and demand a safe space so they contemplate in peace. And I believe they should have their safe space, say in Nigeria or the Democratic Republic of the Congo or Cuba. You know somewhere safe like that.

Here it is:

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster, speaking in Ontario,
says: "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against
another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the
goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious
beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote
tolerance.”

"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door
to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.
We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban
Cowboy, and the other, a topless bar, would be called You Mecca Me
Hot.”

"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called Iraq
of Ribs.”

“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret, with sexy mannequins in the window modeling
the goods, and on the other side a liquor store called Morehammered.”

"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance
they demand of us.”

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point, it is either past your bedtime, or it’s midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.

[Dien Rice]

Originally Posted by sandalwood

I don't know if this guy actually said this and don't care. It is simply too good not to pass along.

The weird thing about that story is - it would equally apply to pretty much any orthodox Jewish synagogue. I wonder if anyone tells the joke in that form... Most of it would apply to evangelical churches too.

Where's Lenny Bruce when you need him?

(Though I never found him all that funny...)

An orthodox Jew, an evangelical Christian, and a Muslim walk into a topless bar...

Best wishes,

Dien

Originally Posted by Dien Rice

The weird thing about that story is - it would equally apply to pretty much any orthodox Jewish synagogue. I wonder if anyone tells the joke in that form... Most of it would apply to evangelical churches too.

Where's Lenny Bruce when you need him?

(Though I never found him all that funny...)

An orthodox Jew, an evangelical Christian, and a Muslim walk into a topless bar...

Best wishes,

Dien

Dien - You are totally correct. I would suggest people simply delete Muslim and interject orthodox Jew, evangelical Christian, or any other religion in its place. Since the speaker only talked about Muslims that's what is in the piece.

Allah akhbar...

[GordonJ]

Originally Posted by Dien Rice

The weird thing about that story is - it would equally apply to pretty much any orthodox Jewish synagogue. I wonder if anyone tells the joke in that form... Most of it would apply to evangelical churches too.

Where's Lenny Bruce when you need him?

(Though I never found him all that funny...)

An orthodox Jew, an evangelical Christian, and a Muslim walk into a topless bar...

Best wishes,

Dien

Right Wing(nut) REPUBLICAN.

GordonJ

PS. Doesn't work for democrats, they own the **** stores and are selling the horse meat as pork sausage.

Originally Posted by GordonJ

Right Wing(nut) REPUBLICAN.

GordonJ

PS. Doesn't work for democrats, they own the **** stores and are selling the horse meat as pork sausage.

Oops, I left out Left Wing (nut) DEMOCRAT. Thanks for the reminder.