Why why why ...

[*]Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?[*]Does a fish get cramps after eating?[*]Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?[*]How can someone "draw a blank"?[*]How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?[*]If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?[*]If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?[*]If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?[*]If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?[*]If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?[*]If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?[*]If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?[*]If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?[*]If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?[*]If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a tall building what would happen?[*]If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?[*]Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?[*]What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?[*]What is another word for "thesaurus"?[*]When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?[*]Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?[*]Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?[*]Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?[*]Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?[*]Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?[*]Why do 'tugboats push their barges?[*]Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?[*]Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?[*]Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?[*]Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?[*]Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?[*]Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?[*]Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?[*]Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?[*]Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?[*]Why does your nose run and your feet smell?[*]Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?[*]Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?[*]Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?[*]Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic?[*]Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?[*]Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?[*]Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?[*]Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?[*]Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?[*]Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?[*]Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?[*]Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?[*]Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?[*]You know how most packages say "Open here". What do you do if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?[*]You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


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- Dien Rice

Dien -

> Why is it that when you transport something
> by car, it's called a shipment, but when you
> transport something by ship, it's called
> cargo?

And the ever popular:

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway??? *VBG*

> Why is it that when you're driving and
> looking for an address, you turn down the
> volume on the radio?

*ROFL*

Rick Smith, "The Net Guerrilla"


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