"Noah's Ark found in Pennsylvania!"

[Dien Rice]

"NOAH'S ARK FOUND IN PENNSYLVANIA!"

Okay... I grabbed the subject line from a classic issue of the "Weekly World News"...

(It made me laugh out loud!)

I recently came across an old post... and it inspired me!

It's about how the Weekly World News - back when it was a printed tabloid - would have some of the most insane headlines on the cover, designed to make it near-impossible for you to not grab a copy to find out what it's talking about!

Why are these important? Because if you want to sell something, you first have to get people's ATTENTION... and their headlines are designed to do that!

That post (which I wrote) gave a link to an archive of Weekly World News issues... Which I feel is valuable!

Yes... the Weekly World News is valuable! (Something you'll never hear in polite society!)

In fact, it inspired me to go through a whole bunch of issues... and I picked out some particularly juicy (in my opinion) headlines...

Here are some headlines from previous covers of the Weekly World News... for your enjoyment (and education)!

(All education should be this fun! )

DONOR WANTS KIDNEY BACK! (Apr 16, 1985)

SNEEZING INCREASES YOUR BUST SIZE! (Mar 8, 1988)

HUMAN SOUL WEIGHS 1/3,000TH OF AN OUNCE! (Nov 1, 1988)

GIRL GIVES BIRTH TO BABOON'S BABY! (May 9, 1989)

HUBBY'S BAD BREATH KILLS HIS WIFE! (Feb 20, 1990)

MAN FRIES EGG ON HIS BALD HEAD! (Jul 17, 1990)

SCIENTISTS PLAN TO BLOW UP THE MOON! (Apr 16, 1991)

NOAH'S ARK FOUND IN PENNSYLVANIA! (Jan 8, 1991)

DEAD SEA SCROLLS TELL THE FUTURE! (Nov 19, 1991)

SUN MELTS WOMAN'S PLASTIC SURGERY! (Jun 9, 1992)

DOLPHIN GROWS HUMAN ARMS! (Mar 17, 1992)

VAMPIRE MAKES FBI MOST WANTED LIST! (Dec 20, 1994)

I MARRIED BIGFOOT (Feb 7, 1995)

NASA TAKES PHOTO OF GHOSTS IN SPACE (Aug 8, 1995)

Here's the link to the Weekly World News archive!

https://books.google.com/books/seria...sa=N&start=960

And here's the post I was talking about!

Hot-Shot Bearded Copywriter Reveals Secret Love For Scandalous Tabloid
http://www.sowpub.com/forum/showthread.php?p=32262

Use responsibly...

Best wishes,

Dien

[unpinkpanther]

My personal favourite so far is:

SATAN'S SKULL FOUND IN NEW MEXICO

Still laughing as I type this...

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

I have a client in Mannheim Germany who uses
Hypnosis to Grow Women's Breasts Bigger.

I call him The

"Hooter Hypnotist"

Which he finds funny.

No kidding.

If sprinkling pepper in Your Face Makes Breasts Bigger.

He could Double his income.

Glenn

[Dien Rice]

Hi Unpink,

Glad you found it fun, as I did!

Originally Posted by unpinkpanther

My personal favourite so far is:

SATAN'S SKULL FOUND IN NEW MEXICO

Still laughing as I type this...

[Dien Rice]

Hi Glenn,

I don't know where your friend lives...

But I have a feeling that if he lived in the Hollywood area, he'd make 10x his income!!!



Best wishes,

Dien

(Fish where the fish are biting... )

Originally Posted by Glenn

Thanks Dien,

I have a client in Mannheim Germany who uses
Hypnosis to Grow Women's Breasts Bigger.

I call him The

"Hooter Hypnotist"

Which he finds funny.

No kidding.

If sprinkling pepper in Your Face Makes Breasts Bigger.

He could Double his income.

Glenn