Color Photo of My Solar Oven that EXPLODED

[Glenn]

Thanks Gordon/Dien,

Here is photo PROOF why you Never Never.

Never.

Ever.

Want to Buy ANY Type of Solar Oven.

https://glennosborn.com/images/so1.jpg

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This is the Best one on The Market.

500 Bucks.

They LIE Like a Rug.

By OMISSION.

But Still a LIE.

Nowhere in The Directions.

Nowhere on amazon

Nowhere on Their Website Does it say, "DO NOT Put Frozen Food in Your Solar
Oven Because the Temperature Contrast btwn Frozen Food And Hot Sun
Will Make Your Solar Oven EXPLODE!

EZ to Tell WHY They Lie.

Everything I cook comes from The Freezer.

WORSE.

BECUS Everything I cooked was from The Fridge or Freezer.

What if I was Standing Next to The Thing when It EXPLODED?

I was on the couch - with nothing but a Screen Door
Btwn me a ZILLIONS of Shards of glass.

When it BLEW LIKE a BOMB.

I Called to Get a Refund.

Or a Replacement.

"SORRY CHARLIE - You are past the Warranty Date."

Contacted Company President. (TUMBLE WEEDS)

Staffer offered to sell me a New "Core Element"

LOOK AT THAT PHOTO.

I'd get Sliced to Ribbons.
(I Put the whole oven in 2 plastic Bags. Set it out for The Garbage men)

THEN What really got me Mad.

Company staffer offered me a 20% Discount on a New Unit.

I Went to their Website.

They were offering a 30$ Discount.

GRRRRRrrrr.

A YEAR LATER and I am Still MAD.

But good News.

I Got REVENGE.

I Took a Ruler.

Measured The Inside of My Fireplace Insert.

Measured my Pots and Pans.

My Cast Iron Skillet.

Then Bought a Small Rocket Stove for Camping.

I've got dead Twigs and Branches falling all over my lawn.

Broke a Few into a 5 Gallon Bucket.

Cut my ELECTRIC Bill by 250.00 a Year.

SOUNDS CRAZY, Right?

But what if I Tell You I live Way out in The Country in Maryland?

What if I told You They Just Resurfaced Dover Rd - Outside my House?

Just Suppose I Tell You Every 30 Days a Car Snaps off a Telephone pole on our Slick New Road? Now Power for Days.

What if I said, "Our Rain and Snow Storms Are Now Accompanied by 30 to 50 to 70 mph Wind Gusts?

Trees Snap off and NO POWER.

CONSTANTLY.

Weekly.

MORE GOOD News...

All My Cooking with FIRE Inside The House PRACTICE.

Means I can Order a CUP of Soup at 27 local restaurants.

DUMP a thermos Full of BROCCOLI or other Veggie into The Cup
And Chew and Chew and Eat an Entire Meal.

For The Cost of a Cup of Soup.

WHILE I Test the Latest Idea from Our "Billionaire Watching club."

Thanks,
Glenn

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