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CHAPTER #3 - How to Chop The WAR DOG Wgt Loss Story into Chunks
CHAPTER #3 - How to Chop Up a Long WAR DOG Wgt Loss Story
into a Short Weight Loss Testimonial. Ok-dokey. What do we remember most from the WAR DOG Wgt Loss Story in Chapter #2? Let's make a short list: I - Randy is patriotic. 2 tours in Iraq is a lot. II - Randy loves his dog. III - Sister has a HUGE GAPING Maw of a mouth. IV - The Military must have a huge stockpile of Agent Orange lying around. V - There are breeds of dogs out there scarier than we knew about! VI - We Tested Several Different Mother-Nature-Natural Weight Loss Products on People BEFORE We Gave Them to a Dog! Wow! That's a Great Testimonial Headline. =============== =============== How We Tested A Natural Wgt Loss Mineral on A Dozen People Before We Gave it to *Sister* The War Dog My friend Randy came back from Iraq with a problem named "Sister." Sister is a 250 pound War Dog trained to rescue Wounded Soldiers. But Sister Only Took Directions from Randy so he was told, "Take her home or we'll have to shoot her." So Randy has a 250 lb monster Dog living in his house. Eating Raw Steak two times a day. A War Machines used to Frigid air conditioned compounds at night. Sister is not doing well in 120 degree Texas heat. So Plan A is to get her to lose some weight. Her mouth is big enough. Randy says his head fits in there easy. But Sister has been trained to avoid poisons. Won't eat anything outside her food bowl. Based on my previous Experience feeding Super Spinach Minerals to people Who Promptly Feel so much Extra Energy they start walking and exercising... I suggested to Randy that he get Some Super Spinach vitamins into Sister too. How to Slip Nutrition down Sister's Suspicious throat. A problem. I asked some friends how they sneak vitamins down their dog/cat pets throats. One man said, "Peanut butter! So Randy wrapped whole handfuls of peanut butter around 20 capsules of Acidophilus and Super Omega Algae. Stuck fistfuls of Peanut Butter to the roof of Sister's mouth. While she was busy licking it off she swallowed the vitamins. BINGO. Soon instead of lying around panting... Sister is running and playing outside. Night time mostly. Randy didn't want to scare the neighbors cuz a giant 250 Lb War Dog Covered with bullet scars Gamboling around the yard is not a happy sight. Result? Sister's Extra Energy PLAY-TIME Shed the Extra pounds and she is breathing a lot easier. As told by Randy Collins Dallas, TX Last edited by Glenn : August 14, 2013 at 01:37 PM. Reason: forgot to tie headline to body copy |
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