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LAUGH-Out-Loud Testimonial - Tracy-The-Painters DREAM GIRL
Thanks Gordon,
The Burning Question: What Do You Sell to Depressed People LOCKED in Their Homes Due to the PANDEMIC? YOU MAKE THEM LAUGH. Giggle. Snort. Chuckle - By Telling Funny But TRUE Stories. (My list is 90% men - 10% women) We Sell "How to Make Money From Home" WITH A TWIST - Ideas and Case Studies and Testimonials and Stories. BY HELPING My Free Ezine Readers GET WHAT THEY WANT. We Adapt Ideas From The Mp3 Book We are Selling. AFTER We Discovered Self Made Billionaires ALREADY using INVISIBLE PSCYOLOGY to Get out Moolah. Funny Story. How We Helped TRACY Attract his DREAM GIRL - Dancer to his Table at a NightClub. Glenn ================== ================== Happy Holidays, Just found out MORE about Tracy-the-House-Painters NightClub Exploits. Tracy Ordered my New "Flirt Battle Book Part #1". I - Arm Point II - Attention Grabber III - Body Language Photo & Signal Tracy Called with a Urgent Question. His "Dream Girl" is a Popular Feature Dancer - and Was Coming to visit a Nearby NightClub. QUESTION: TRACY - "How Can I Meet This Girl with Face Masks and Social Distancing Going on?" Tracy is a Professional Painter. Does not have thousands of dollars to Get This Headline Dancers Attention. (My Research Shows That Some LOCAL DANCERS at TRACY's CLUB make over 200K - Masks and All.) Step #1 - Tracy gave me the Name and Website of the club. HAD TO LAUGH. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yF8iU0Gys8 The Club Owner Has Successfully SUED the City to Re-open. He now has 4 "Dancing Stages" out in the Audience. But has put Plexiglass Walls around each stage. With a SLOT in The Glass for The Guys to Shove Money at each Dancer. Seats around each Stage. Small Tables - Spaced For Social Distancing - Around the Rest of the NightClub Floor. Step #2 - I went Googling for Something FUN - (Something Inexpensive Tracy Could Use To GRAB The Headline Dancers Attention - THRU the GLASS. Even if he and She are Both Wearing Face Masks.) AHA! A LED Face Mask That Changes to 7 Different Colors! https://www.etsy.com/listing/8521495...ng_bot-1&frs=1 ============= ============= Tracy Called Me With His Result! I - Tracy Put on One LED Face Mask. II - POINTED at His Dream Girl Thru The Plexiglass III - Held Up A 2nd FLASHING LED Face Mask IV - Pointed Btwn HER and The LED Mask he was holding over his Head. V - YIKES. Dream Girl Smiles and Laughs. POINTS Back At Tracy. Comes Off The Stage. And Sashays over to his Table. ONE Guess - What Is She Wearing? ONE MORE GUESS Where She Sat (Face Mask to Face Mask) At his Table. A 3rd Guess - What Kind of Thank You Reward Did Tracy Get From His Dream Girl? Her Autograph? KEEP GUESSING! Not even close. Thanks, Glenn Last edited by Glenn : December 3, 2020 at 06:44 PM. Reason: Forgot a Word |
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