YOUR OPINION - Which Book Will U Pay Cold Cash For?

whew....just happened to stop by for some 'light' reading and see the old Family is still at it...love, hate,fuss, make up ...good Catholic/Jewish environment...love it...
dont have any idea what this thread is about now ...will share with yall what I do when approached by the 'bums' in my area...

I keep a ten pack of the cheap ball point pens in my car...several as matter of fact...and give a ten pack to the guys who approach me...tell em to make a little sign ( as I did one day )...stand by the road ...and make money.
none of them do it...
I did ...for about 3 hours one day
dressed on the side of the road by a traffic signal...blue jeans, work shirt, dirty hat, and sweat...paint on the jeans ..working guy apparel..
cup from the Krystal with pens in it,
sign that said..scribbled..." Pens for sale..$1 each or 3 for $5"
people threw 5 dollar bills at me...told me to keep the pens...
made 200 bux ...and left...learned a lot about people..
most are generous and giving, just get tired of being "begged" for money .
so I quit working, recruited 100,878 'bums'...made $2,987,687...in 4 months...and sold out to the Scientology folks for 1 million cash,and moved to Alaska..

selling the pens is a true account tho ...enjoyed visiting with yall again ..!