Big-Red-Nose-Club Members ONLY

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

I have Decided to STOP reading all the AARP Magazines and Newspapers
the Insurance Companies who OWN AARP are sending me.

NOW THEY GO INTO THE TRASH - Unread.

Why?

Because they are writing to those of us over age 60 LIKE we Are Brainless
Children. INSULTING.

But before I stopped Reading AARP.

I discovered this headline -

"In 2018 50% of all Cell Phone Calls Are S*ALES CALLS."

Which makes me feel EVEN BETTER
About my Decision to NOT TURN the other Cheek.

But instead.

Practice BIG RED NOSE CLUB Level SALESMANSHIP on these RUDE Folks.

Glenn

=========
=========
CHAPTER #14 -

How I Chased 2 “Church People”
Away from My Door Who Wanted
to Talk About Dealing with GRIEF.

Howdy,

Most Telemarketers are Rude.

They COLD CALL you on the phone and START their Pitch.

“Church Types” too.

All of them Cold-Call at your Door - and Launch into their Canned Pitch.

They Waste your time.
They Interrupt you.
They Keep you outside talking in the Cold.

HOWEVER...

Our
Tests
Show
They CANNOT TOLERATE BIG RED NOSE S*ales Stories..

So You Have MY PERMISSION to Use The Following TRUE STORIES
to Chase these RUDE FOLKS away from Your Door Too.

OK.

Let’s Begin.

I see 2 Guys get out of a car - SMACK Dab in my Driveway. Walk up to my Door carrying a Bible and a Pamphlet.

I think, “AHA! Here we go again.”

LITERALLY DOZENS and DOZENS of such Visits By These Folks And I KNOW They Have ZERO Sense of Humor.

PLUS they all follow a SCRIPT. My goal is to Distract them from giving me their Scripted Presentation. Which is SO BAD it’s Painful to Hear.
———————
———————
Our Conversation Goes Like this:

ME - “Hi There. Before You Get Started I’d like to Give Each one of you a LOTTO Ticket.”

JOE - “Oh, we don’t gamble.”

ME - “Oh, I don’t either. This is a Sure Thing. I give these to Waitresses and Cooks in order to GET MORE FOOD.

JOE Blinks and Shakes it off - “Hello my Name is Joe and this is Joe Jr.

ME - “Wow. You guys are doing the same thing as that Boxing guy. Oh yeah. George Foreman. He named his 3 Sons GEORGE too. So when you yell, “Hey George.” FOUR People Answer. I think he got hit in the head too many times.

JOE Forges Ahead - “I’m here to talk to you About GRIEF. How Do YOU Deal With GRIEF, Sir?

ME - “Well, we all deal with Grief differently. I have a Retired CIA, Black Opps Customer who deals with his Wife's Death by Helping Local Churches. He helps local Ministers, Priests and Rabbi’s deal with CHILD ABUSE in their church Congregation.

“When all Else Fails and kids show up in Church all beat up - The Priest calls up my friend. He uses his Black Opps Skills to Sneak into their house. Tie them to the bed. Hang them from a door. And Explain if they keep beating their kid - when he comes Back they will NOT Survive his visit!

JOE is Persistent - “Very interesting Sir. Well, in this Pamphlet about Grief you can See a Verse from the Bible….

ME - “I’m A Marketing Consultant. I’ve got another friend who deals with GRIEF in a Different way. He lives in Oklahoma. He goes thru all the newspapers to find people who DIED Young. In their 30’s or 40’s.

“Writes down all the Surviving Pall Bearers and family in the Newspaper Death Notice. THEN CALLS THEM UP to say while they are in SHOCK from Grief, “You never know when it’s Time for YOU to Go - even at a young Age. You Gotta Plan ahead. I’ve got this Death Insurance…”

“Ted set a Insurance SALES RECORD for the entire Company!

JOE Seems a bit Rattled. Shuffles his feet a bit - “Ok, Sir. Let me Read You This Bible Verse.” And he does.

ME Talking to Joe Jr - “Some people deal with Grief by going to a Party.”

JOE Interrupts. “That’s true. Now after a Funeral instead of a Wake many Church people now get together for a CELEBRATION of the loved ones life.

ME - “Thanks for Reminding me about the Party aspect of Grief. Joe Jr - You Should LOOK this up when you get home. Gene Simmons of the Rock Group Kiss Has a KISS COFFIN Store in Texas.

“Each KISS Coffin has a Beer Tap. So the coffin fits right into the party. Oh and the Coffin has a Built in Music and Entertainment System. Hit a button And You Have Music at your Death Celebration.

JOE SENIOR is Agog - “Really? What do people Do with a coffin they buy Before they die?

ME - “Oh, they use the Coffins as a Coffee Table in their homes.”

ME - “Joe Jr - You Should Look it up. Gene is a Genius at making Munny. His Coffins sell for 25 THOUSAND Dollars and up.

ME - “What you are doing is Great Dr to Dr Sales Experience - Joe Jr. I have some MORE Stories about Dr to Dr S*ales.

JOE SENIOR is Now Backing Away - Back out my side walk. Out towards the driveway. Edging towards his car. “Thanks for your Time Sir. We Gotta get going.”

Heh Heh Heh

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - ACTION SUMMARY -

Oh. Did I mention that I Shook hands. Got Their Names. Got RAPPORT FIRST before I started Swapping "RUDE Stories"?

Within Rapport you can Do and Say almost Anything.

AND Because We Had An UNSPOKEN AGREEMENT that we could BE RUDE TO EACH OTHER.

We
Took
Turns.

JOE - Was RUDE to ME by Forcing me to Listen to HIS Church Version of Religion.

ME - IN TURN - I Was RUDE to Joe - by Pretending to offer them LOTTO tickets as a Thank you for their Unwanted Visit.

JOE - Then FORCED me to look at his CHURCH Flyer.

ME - I Compared their SAME NAMES to GEORGE FOREMAN and his sons.
George - George - George and George.

JOE - Joe Forced me to Listen to him Talk About the article about GRIEF in his flyer.

ME - I told Joe that I’d seen dozens of these same Church Flyers and they Were BORING. Suggested the Church Find Better Flyers.

ME - I was very Impressed. Joe is a Rock. He kept going despite my BLATANT
ATTEMPTS to TELL HIM - with Goofy Grief Stories - that I DON’T WANT YOU HERE.

ME - However. I finally found Joe’s WEAK Spot. When I started Talking to His Brother - Joe Jr. Trying to Show him how he could make munny with the Dr to Dr Skills he was learning from Door knocking for his Church.

THAT got Joe Senior - to Leave - Finally.

P.P.S. - NEXT Visit by these Church BOZO’s - I’m going to Use 426 M*illion Mentor - Walter Hailey’s INVISIBLE PERSUASION S*ales Script to SELL them something.

CLICK HERE: http://archive.enchantednlp.com/products.php?id=9

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

Hey Dien/Gordon - I am Covered in Bruises. And Jammed my thumb too boot.
The ROAD Crew - cut a 4 foot wide LOCUST Tree that was LEANING over
the power lines.

Tossed all the Cut Up Chunks Down The Bank. And a few rolled out into my lawn.

YOU ASK, "How Steep is the Bank of Dirt, bushes, small trees, vines
They rolled the Wood Logs Down?"

ANSWER: Look at the nearest Lamp Shade Near you. SEE The Nice Vertical
CURVE. Yup. THAT STEEP.

The Reason I am All BUNGED Up is I had to use my PEAVEY to Pry dozens of
300 Pound Rounds of Wood Out from Behind TREES and Vines and Big Multi-Flora Rose Bushes.

Then ROLL them down the Bank. And do it so they didn't KEEP Rolling all the
way down into my garden.

I got them all piled up and Covered with a Tarp. So I can Split them up
and Burn them to keep the house warm.

Thanks for your Patience,
Glenn

===============
===============
THE Mr B*illionaire Story -

​Years Back - When My Marketing Biz Was Just Starting out I Listened to a Mentor ​Interview a SELF MADE B*illionaire.

​Later.

​I found Mr B*illionaires Website.

​Bought 1000 Bucks worth of his books - to Use as Customer Thank You Rewards.

​THAT

​SAME

​DAY

​I got a Phone Call From Mr B*illionaire himself. THE REASON HE CALLED ME was He Liked my Company name (M*illionaire Mastermind Marketing Association) and he LIKED that I spend a Grand on his books.

​Come to Find Out...

​THE RASCAL wanted ME to Pre-Order several 1000 Dollars worth of his New Book.

​So Mr B*illionaire Didn't have to

(A) Pay for Printing

(B) Pay to Send F-r-e-e Copies out to employees in his 19 Different companies.

​-------

Took Big Brass Ones

​to Use OPM when He was the B*illionaire!

​-------

I KEPT HIM TALKING until he started COMPLAINING that he commanded 10K for 30 Minutes of his time. But I Was NOT PAYING HIM. (Great fun.)

FINALLY he bragged how he started a F-r-e-e Weekly "Marketing Tip of the week Newsletter" and in less than ONE YEAR had over a M*illion Subscribers.

I thought, "AHA! I Can Do that."

​And

​Started my own F-r-e-e Ezine, "The Big Red Nose Club New Idea Testing Ezine" which has had a HUGE IMPACT on my bottom line.

​WHY?

​Cuz While I am (Writing An Ezine About How We Used An Idea From A 1-of-a-Kind 6 hr Case Study filled mp3 Program Like, "ENCHANTED NLP...") to make ONE EZINE Reader Extra C*ASH - Other Ezine readers BUY THAT Info Product too.)

So.

​Inspite of his WHINGING. I have to Thank Mr B*illionaire

​for one of the most P*ofitable Ideas I have ever found.

​

​Thanks,

​Glenn Osborn

​Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association



P.S. - 7 Figure Idea for You Candy. While in Naperville, IL for a seminar held by a man worth 100 M*illion. I found out he had set his WIFE up in the REMODELLING BIZ!

And

of

Course.

She is Making MILLIONS.

How Does She Do it? Among all her ideas HERE is MY FAVORITE...

STEP ONE - Lands an Affluent Home Owner Client

STEP 2 - When the woman of the House is WILDLY Happy. She Asks, "Do You Have Any NEIGHBOR Friends You Would Like to GIFT some Ideas to?"

STEP 3 - ​AND her Affluent Home Owner Marches over to 1 - 2 - 3 Neighbors houses.

​Knocks on the door. And INTRODUCES Her.

​ENDORSES HER to the neighbor.

​STEP #4 - This idea BLEW ME AWAY!

​Turns out.

​***Women Decorate each room to make themselves look MORE BEAUTIFUL!***

​So.

The LADY of the House Is Asked to FETCH her FAVORITE OUTFIT. And they brainstorm Ideas on How to Make That ROOM - Enhance her BEAUTY while Wearing that Outfit!

YOU

can

do the same

Thing in a Kitchen.​​

​STEP #5 - Great Fun to VideoTape KITCHEN BEAUTY MAKE-OVERS. Stick them up on YOUR Website - Candy - And Show them to Home owners on their iPhones.

STEP #6 - If You KNOW How to Make the Woman of the House think that the BEST Kitchen Makeover Ideas are HERS. SHE WILL SELL HERSELF. Chase YOU with her CheckBook.

[Dien Rice]

Originally Posted by Glenn

P.S. - 7 Figure Idea for You Candy. While in Naperville, IL for a seminar held by a man worth 100 M*illion. I found out he had set his WIFE up in the REMODELLING BIZ!

And

of

Course.

She is Making MILLIONS.

How Does She Do it? Among all her ideas HERE is MY FAVORITE...

STEP ONE - Lands an Affluent Home Owner Client

STEP 2 - When the woman of the House is WILDLY Happy. She Asks, "Do You Have Any NEIGHBOR Friends You Would Like to GIFT some Ideas to?"

STEP 3 - ​AND her Affluent Home Owner Marches over to 1 - 2 - 3 Neighbors houses.

​Knocks on the door. And INTRODUCES Her.

​ENDORSES HER to the neighbor.

​STEP #4 - This idea BLEW ME AWAY!

​Turns out.

​***Women Decorate each room to make themselves look MORE BEAUTIFUL!***

​So.

The LADY of the House Is Asked to FETCH her FAVORITE OUTFIT. And they brainstorm Ideas on How to Make That ROOM - Enhance her BEAUTY while Wearing that Outfit!

YOU

can

do the same

Thing in a Kitchen.​​

Hi Glenn,

I love the idea!

Option 1: This room remodelling job will make YOUR ROOM look more beautiful!

Option 2: This room remodelling job will make YOU look more beautiful!

(I think I know which option my wife would pick... )

I’d never have thought of that...

I bet there are creative ways to use this idea for other things... And with some changes, it could apply to men too...

Thanks Glenn!

Best wishes,

Dien

[Glenn]

Thanks Gordon,

I am Constantly TESTING Odd, Goofy, Warped
Ways TO SHOCK People AWAKE.

Cuz if You Do Not SLAP them To Get Their ATTENTION - They will Not
Hear you and You Cannot sell them stuff.

-------------
-------------
A New Idea I am Testing - EXHIBIT A -

Just Found a 3 Inch Tall Robot - Which RECORDS 8 seconds of your Voice.

Him is Blue
Her Robot is Pink.

Am Sending Him Back To The Kitchen with the waitress
with 4 or 5 INSTANT Scratch off Lotto Tickets for The COOKS.

(WOW do I get PILED UP Food Plates!)

So they HEAR My Words Instead of Hers.

AND
Amazingly.

A Client Wants to PAY ME to Write up the idea to Use from The STAGE.

So He Can Toss 3 Robots Into The Audience. Run Down. Hold Microphone
to the Robot in Audience members Hands.

THEY Hit The Button. And a TINY VOICE Says your Headline.

HUZZAH - Interactive Speech Making!

BUBBLE WRAPPED Robot #1 - Part I of Speech

Robot #2 - Part II of Speech

Robot #3 - End of Speech

ANNOUNCE a Raffle - "Put Your Biz Card in The Box and You Might WIN
A Robot to Take Home to Your Kids - If We Draw Your Name."

HOT DOG!

You now have a Customer List.

****************
****************
For The Holidays I've Written a New E-book.

And Have Adapted a 2nd SILLY Object - to Use As a BRIBE to Boost
the # of Headline VOTES I get.

You Might Get a HOOT out of this
strategy.

ESPECIALLY since THE TREND is that nobody Fills out Surveys ANYMORE
without some kind of Bribe.

Thanks,
Glenn

====================
====================
Big RED Nose NLP Testing Club Ezine #3771

Happy Holidays,

Thanks for your Patience.

Your Holiday THANK YOU REWARDS are going to be Many.

STARTING NOW.

Thank You REWARD #1 - IS Our Holiday BRIBE REPORT Called,

"Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked,
"Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said,
"Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?"

Your "NO-WORDS-NEEDED - "SIT-AT-ANY-Bar/RESTAURANT -
Attract Women, Kids and Parents over to your Table
NLP SYSTEM - that Fits Easily into a Pocket...

COSTS a TOTAL OF...

WAIT FOR IT.

1.25 each (One Dollar Twenty Five Cents) at Amazon .

************
************
Ok.

Why Offer You a Goofy BRIBE?

(EDITORS NOTE - Same idea works to Attract Prospective Clients too. So Not all FLIRT GAMES.)

To Get YOUR OPINION.

Ask You, " Which of These Headlines YOU LIKE BEST?"

(EDITORS NOTE - We've Been Doing this for 24 Years. And Decided to SHARE The 1-of-a-kind
Munny Making Idea with You For The Holidays. The Sales Letter is DONE. The E-Book is DONE.
But - I NEED Headline Help!)

Please PICK ONE - Then email me at [email protected] - TELL me your Choice - so I can Send you Your BRIBE REPORT.

A - Don't Buy Jay Abrahams 10 ***Munny-Tree*** Secrets
Before You Test Out The Idea Yourself

B - Get Fired Up With Our Hidden Moolah Finder
For The Holidays

C - How to DIVORCE Yourself from The Painful Part of Making Munny
w/Jay Abrahams Munny-Tree System

D - Experience The ONLY Money Making System We've USED in 24
Years of Marketing to Small Business Owners

E - Finally - An Affordable - Stay-At-Home
Emergency Cash System

F - Relieve Your LACK-OF-MUNNY-PAIN
With Our Home Based Extra C*ash Strategy

G - Exposed! Ten X-Ray EYE-BALL Headline Ideas
That Let You See BIG MUNNY In Any Small Business

H - Pass Our French-Fry-Fast-Food-QUIZ
And Then If You Want To Make A Bunch of Extra Munny
We'll Do All The Work

I - How to Grab A Small Biz Website
Owners Munny in 60 Seconds Flat

Thanks for your Help!
Glenn Osborn

P.S. - REMEMBER - To Get Your Copy of Our BRIBE REPORT -

"Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked,
"Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said,
"Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?"

Email me your #1 Headline PICK to -- [email protected]

[Dien Rice]

Originally Posted by Glenn

Thanks Gordon,

I am Constantly TESTING Odd, Goofy, Warped
Ways TO SHOCK People AWAKE.

Cuz if You Do Not SLAP them To Get Their ATTENTION - They will Not
Hear you and You Cannot sell them stuff.

-------------
-------------
A New Idea I am Testing - EXHIBIT A -

Just Found a 3 Inch Tall Robot - Which RECORDS 8 seconds of your Voice.

Him is Blue
Her Robot is Pink.

Am Sending Him Back To The Kitchen with the waitress
with 4 or 5 INSTANT Scratch off Lotto Tickets for The COOKS.

(WOW do I get PILED UP Food Plates!)

So they HEAR My Words Instead of Hers.

AND
Amazingly.

A Client Wants to PAY ME to Write up the idea to Use from The STAGE.

So He Can Toss 3 Robots Into The Audience. Run Down. Hold Microphone
to the Robot in Audience members Hands.

THEY Hit The Button. And a TINY VOICE Says your Headline.

HUZZAH - Interactive Speech Making!

BUBBLE WRAPPED Robot #1 - Part I of Speech

Robot #2 - Part II of Speech

Robot #3 - End of Speech

ANNOUNCE a Raffle - "Put Your Biz Card in The Box and You Might WIN
A Robot to Take Home to Your Kids - If We Draw Your Name."

HOT DOG!

You now have a Customer List.

Glenn... I love it! It's brilliant!

How many people give presentations to crowds... and walk away, having virtually no way of contacting those who they spoke to...?

What a waste of potential!

Your way is much, much better...

Please PICK ONE - Then email me at [email protected] - TELL me your Choice - so I can Send you Your BRIBE REPORT.

A - Don't Buy Jay Abrahams 10 ***Munny-Tree*** Secrets
Before You Test Out The Idea Yourself

B - Get Fired Up With Our Hidden Moolah Finder
For The Holidays

C - How to DIVORCE Yourself from The Painful Part of Making Munny
w/Jay Abrahams Munny-Tree System

D - Experience The ONLY Money Making System We've USED in 24
Years of Marketing to Small Business Owners

E - Finally - An Affordable - Stay-At-Home
Emergency Cash System

F - Relieve Your LACK-OF-MUNNY-PAIN
With Our Home Based Extra C*ash Strategy

G - Exposed! Ten X-Ray EYE-BALL Headline Ideas
That Let You See BIG MUNNY In Any Small Business

H - Pass Our French-Fry-Fast-Food-QUIZ
And Then If You Want To Make A Bunch of Extra Munny
We'll Do All The Work

I - How to Grab A Small Biz Website
Owners Munny in 60 Seconds Flat

Thanks for your Help!
Glenn Osborn

P.S. - REMEMBER - To Get Your Copy of Our BRIBE REPORT -

"Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked,
"Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said,
"Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?"

Email me your #1 Headline PICK to -- [email protected]

Glenn, because of the time of year, my pick is B...

But if it wasn't this time of year, it would probably be E...

Best wishes,

Dien

[Glenn]

Thanks For Voting Dien,

Letter E.

Glenn

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

CHAPTER #18 at www.BigBrassOnes.com

Zeke Called Up And Said, “I’m Bored. Can You Turn Me Into a Restaurant Consultant?”

***Merry Christmas Everybody,

You Tell ME whether You Think ZEKE has Big Brass Ones.

Zeke said, “I’d like to eat for Free. That’s why I want to be a Restaurant Consultant.”

ME - “Huh?”

"Okey Dokey.

"We Can Probably make that happen.

ME - “Which Restaurant do you want to Do Marketing for?”

ZEKE - “I dunno. You’re the Expert. You Pick.”

ME - “Ok. I googled your town and there is ONE RAW FOOD Restaurant there. Which is owned by the chef. Go over there and tell me what you See.”

ZEKE - “Well, the owner has a night class which I joined. No Menu’s. He lists the Raw food Recipes on the menu on a CHALK BOARD.”

ME - “Please ask some of the other Patrons WHAT They Like Best About The food.”

ZEKE - LAUGHING. “Most of them HATE the food. They are there because their Doctors Said, “Go to the RAW FOOD restaurant and Eat Or You Are Going to DIE.”

ME - “You’re Kidding?

ZEKE - “Nope.”

ME - “Ok. Is there anyone there who might know what Diners EAT The Most Of - Long Term? Over the past few months? There MUST Be Something they like!

ZEKE - “I Talked to the kid at the Cash Register. Offered to Buy him Lunch. HE CHOSE MCDONALDS!”

ME - “Oh Brother.”

ZEKE - “I Found out there are TWO Desserts and a 3 Different Entree’s that people like best. But The Chef Likes to Cook NEW Stuff that they Hate.

ME - “Ok. Please Tell the Chef You have a Marketing Genius Mentor. At my Direction You Found Out WHAT PEOPLE WANT To EAT More Of. And We Have Created a PlaceMat Which (Your Mentor) Guarantees Will Boost Food Sales.”

ZEKE - “Are You Sure About this?”

ME - “Yeah. We have tested this idea at other Restaurants.”

ZEKE - “Ok, Then. What do I Write on The Placemats?”

ME - DESSERT PLACEMAT #1 -

“Our Two BEST SELLING Desserts Are:
Dessert I - Dessert 2

ME - ENTREE PLACEMAT #2 -

“Our 3 BEST SELLING
ENTREES Are:
Entree 1 - Entree 2 - Entree 3

ZEKE - “Ok. I Showed The Owner the 2 PlaceMats. He Agreed to Cook some of those Items. And I Put out The Placemats on all the tables. Under the Glass Table Covers.”

NEXT DAY -

ME - “How is it going?”

ZEKE - “We Have a Problem. The Chef Is Going NUTS. He Can’t Keep Up with the orders. HE didn’t make enough food in advance. Plus people want to take some home.”

ME - “Ooooops. Maybe The Chef Can Make up some meals. And Freeze them. Put them in one of those Rolling Cake - Dessert Carts I’ve seen in Restaurants.”

ZEKE - “NIX on Spending Munny on a Fancy Food Cart. The Chef says he has an old Chest Freezer at home. He’s Bringing That in to the Restaurant. What do I Write to Get Diners to BUY food to take home out of the Freezer.

So
We
Wrote
That up Next.

ZEKE - “The Chef is really happy. His total Food Sales are up 17%. But I Also HATE the food. Am Really tired of only eating 2 Desserts and 3 other meals. So I am Quitting the Restaurant Consulting Biz. Adios Amigo.

Thanks for Reading About ZEKE’s Instant Consulting Adventure!

Glenn Osborn
Shadow Chef Marketing Consultant

[Glenn]

Thanks Gordon,

Since my Recent Research Shows...

***80% of Americans Drink 2 Cups or more of coffee a day.

***Casino's Seem to Be Everywhere.

***Marijuana is Going Legal in more and more States.

***DESIGNER Drugs - Made Here in The USA - are Replacing Cocaine and Heroin

I Decided to ADAPT to This TREND
by
Adding A Few WACKY WORDS to My Latest (Cheap/Affordable) INFO Product Headline:

"Forbidden Book List Part #1 - Contains a Whole SLEW
of NLP Books that NOBODY knows about.

"Forbidden Book List Part #2 - Contains UNKNOWN books about the
Geniuses of the past 100 Years - Who Changed The World by Being
DIFFERENT and Forcing others to Their Way of Viewing the World.

THE
NEW
BOOK -

"Forbidden Book List Part #3 -"How to Get HIGH Without DRUGS" - Contains 29
NON-TRADITIONAL Sales and Marketing Books.

'UNIQUE because All of them we Found thru Referrals from
VERY AFFLUENT entrepreneurs. (Not the NYTimes Best Seller List. Or some Self Serving Guru.)

The Sales Letter FITS our new www.BigBrassOnes.com
Website THEME too.

Because we Give Away some CHRISTMAS GIFTS in the Sales LEtter
Which Take BRASS OVARIES to Apply and Try and Profit from.

My Only GOAL For Sowpub Readers?

To Put a BIG SMILE on Your Face as You read. And Possibly some Extra
DINERO in your Pocket for Xmas.

Thanks,
Glenn Osborn
Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association
MASTER of Ceremonies at The Billionaire Watching Club

CLICK HERE -
https://archive.enchantednlp.com/products.php?id=129

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

Although it is TRUE - it takes a Bit of NERVE to wear
this LED FLAME HAT.

A Surprising # of other folks are wearing LED Clothing too.

Met a 4 Yr old Girl w/LED Shoes

Met a 90 yr old Granny - with LED Flashing on her Chest

Met a Black gal at the door to Texas RoadHouse - who had a LED Xmas Tree Hat
And We Laughed Like MAD - as we Linked ARMS and SASHAYED thru the front door.

INSTANT RAPPORT is a Wonderful thing.

===========
===========
WARNING.

There are LAYERS of Munny Making Ideas in This
Ezine...

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Big RED Nose NLP Testing Club Ezine #3779

Merry Christmas,

Thanks for Reading and Ordering some of the NEW STUFF
I have Prepared for you - So You Can LAUGH TO The Bank - over the Holidays.

(EDITORS NOTE - But Please - PLEASE - Please EMAIL me Separately so I Can THANK REWARD You with more Stuff
when you order "FORBIDDEN Book List #3" and other items. ***PayPal Contact info*** - often does Not Reach you.)

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE Mr 4EyeContacts And Ms shinyjewelygal And let's not Forget Mr PokerIsMyLife.
PLEASE Email me at [email protected] - so I can Thank You and Double Check On Your Order.

OK-DOKE.

YOU
MAY
NOT
WANT to Scare People AWAY - the Way we do at www.BigBrassOnes.com
to FIND the BRASS OVARY TYPE Entrepreneurs
among the other folks at Alignable.com

BUT YOU C-A-N Attract New Prospects to YOUR Website too - in a similar way.

JUST GOT This Email from Alignable about
JUST ONE ANSWER:

============
============
Hi Glenn,

42 businesses near Reisterstown saw your last answer in the Forum and checked out your profile.

============
============
So
Naturally
I
am
Writing MORE.

Like this:

********************
********************
ONE OF THE ANSWERS We
SHARED AT ALIGNABLE.com

"How can you stand out when you meet people so that they remember you?"

​Merry Christmas Vincent,
​
​EXCELLENT Question Vincent,
​
​Here's a GUARANTEED STANDOUT Winner for The Holidays.
​
​How
​Do
​We
​know?
​
​I've been WEARING This LED HAT.
​
SO FAR - ​I've been Testing This LED FLAME HAT at Restaurants.
​
​But Several Clients are planning to wear THIS LED FLAME HAT
​to Networking events. And Business meetings.
​
​So - soon we will be able to SHARE more in our F-r-e-e ***New Idea Testing Ezine***.
​
​Young,
​Old,
​Kids,
​Parents,
​Grandparents - they all come over to our Table and say, "I LOVE YOUR HAT! - Where did You GET THAT?"
​
​So.
​
I Can Pretty much GUARANTEE You will STAND OUT WHEN YOU MEET PEOPLE.
​
​Here is the Link: If alignable will allow it.
​
​(IF Not - go to Amazon and Type in "LED Knit Cap/Hat.)
​
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1
​
​Thanks,
​Glenn Osborn
​Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association

P.S. - You Wanna Know What We SAY to Folks who come over to COMPLIMENT MY Led Flame Hat?

"TRY THIS idea that People Used
in the 1800's For Entertainment - NO TV...to GET HIGH without DRUGS"

And I Show them what to do.

P.P.S. - While Re-Reading one of the "FORBIDDEN BOOKS...."

I saw a Chocolate Bar So BIG It Comes with a HAMMER to Break off a Piece.

AND

A Donut Shop that has Created Kids Picture books to go with a box of Donuts.

WHICH GAVE ME AN IDEA!

Which I spent 2 Hours TAKING ACTION ON. And Which I Expect will Make Extra THOUSANDS.

THESE Forbidden Books
are full of SPECIFIC - P*rofitable ideas!

https://archive.enchantednlp.com/products.php?id=129

I think I need to buy one.