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#2
December 21, 2018, 02:48 PM
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How ZEKE Became an INSTANT Marketing Consultant
Thanks Dien,
CHAPTER #18 at www.BigBrassOnes.com Zeke Called Up And Said, “I’m Bored. Can You Turn Me Into a Restaurant Consultant?” ***Merry Christmas Everybody, You Tell ME whether You Think ZEKE has Big Brass Ones. Zeke said, “I’d like to eat for Free. That’s why I want to be a Restaurant Consultant.” ME - “Huh?” "Okey Dokey. "We Can Probably make that happen. ME - “Which Restaurant do you want to Do Marketing for?” ZEKE - “I dunno. You’re the Expert. You Pick.” ME - “Ok. I googled your town and there is ONE RAW FOOD Restaurant there. Which is owned by the chef. Go over there and tell me what you See.” ZEKE - “Well, the owner has a night class which I joined. No Menu’s. He lists the Raw food Recipes on the menu on a CHALK BOARD.” ME - “Please ask some of the other Patrons WHAT They Like Best About The food.” ZEKE - LAUGHING. “Most of them HATE the food. They are there because their Doctors Said, “Go to the RAW FOOD restaurant and Eat Or You Are Going to DIE.” ME - “You’re Kidding? ZEKE - “Nope.” ME - “Ok. Is there anyone there who might know what Diners EAT The Most Of - Long Term? Over the past few months? There MUST Be Something they like! ZEKE - “I Talked to the kid at the Cash Register. Offered to Buy him Lunch. HE CHOSE MCDONALDS!” ME - “Oh Brother.” ZEKE - “I Found out there are TWO Desserts and a 3 Different Entree’s that people like best. But The Chef Likes to Cook NEW Stuff that they Hate. ME - “Ok. Please Tell the Chef You have a Marketing Genius Mentor. At my Direction You Found Out WHAT PEOPLE WANT To EAT More Of. And We Have Created a PlaceMat Which (Your Mentor) Guarantees Will Boost Food Sales.” ZEKE - “Are You Sure About this?” ME - “Yeah. We have tested this idea at other Restaurants.” ZEKE - “Ok, Then. What do I Write on The Placemats?” ME - DESSERT PLACEMAT #1 - “Our Two BEST SELLING Desserts Are: Dessert I - Dessert 2 ME - ENTREE PLACEMAT #2 - “Our 3 BEST SELLING ENTREES Are: Entree 1 - Entree 2 - Entree 3 ZEKE - “Ok. I Showed The Owner the 2 PlaceMats. He Agreed to Cook some of those Items. And I Put out The Placemats on all the tables. Under the Glass Table Covers.” NEXT DAY - ME - “How is it going?” ZEKE - “We Have a Problem. The Chef Is Going NUTS. He Can’t Keep Up with the orders. HE didn’t make enough food in advance. Plus people want to take some home.” ME - “Ooooops. Maybe The Chef Can Make up some meals. And Freeze them. Put them in one of those Rolling Cake - Dessert Carts I’ve seen in Restaurants.” ZEKE - “NIX on Spending Munny on a Fancy Food Cart. The Chef says he has an old Chest Freezer at home. He’s Bringing That in to the Restaurant. What do I Write to Get Diners to BUY food to take home out of the Freezer. So We Wrote That up Next. ZEKE - “The Chef is really happy. His total Food Sales are up 17%. But I Also HATE the food. Am Really tired of only eating 2 Desserts and 3 other meals. So I am Quitting the Restaurant Consulting Biz. Adios Amigo. Thanks for Reading About ZEKE’s Instant Consulting Adventure! Glenn Osborn Shadow Chef Marketing Consultant 
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#3
December 21, 2018, 09:58 PM
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*FORBIDDEN Book List #3-How to Get HIGH w/Out DRUGS
Thanks Gordon,
Since my Recent Research Shows... ***80% of Americans Drink 2 Cups or more of coffee a day. ***Casino's Seem to Be Everywhere. ***Marijuana is Going Legal in more and more States. ***DESIGNER Drugs - Made Here in The USA - are Replacing Cocaine and Heroin I Decided to ADAPT to This TREND by Adding A Few WACKY WORDS to My Latest (Cheap/Affordable) INFO Product Headline: "Forbidden Book List Part #1 - Contains a Whole SLEW of NLP Books that NOBODY knows about. "Forbidden Book List Part #2 - Contains UNKNOWN books about the Geniuses of the past 100 Years - Who Changed The World by Being DIFFERENT and Forcing others to Their Way of Viewing the World. THE NEW BOOK - "Forbidden Book List Part #3 -"How to Get HIGH Without DRUGS" - Contains 29 NON-TRADITIONAL Sales and Marketing Books. 'UNIQUE because All of them we Found thru Referrals from VERY AFFLUENT entrepreneurs. (Not the NYTimes Best Seller List. Or some Self Serving Guru.) The Sales Letter FITS our new www.BigBrassOnes.com Website THEME too. Because we Give Away some CHRISTMAS GIFTS in the Sales LEtter Which Take BRASS OVARIES to Apply and Try and Profit from. My Only GOAL For Sowpub Readers? To Put a BIG SMILE on Your Face as You read. And Possibly some Extra DINERO in your Pocket for Xmas. Thanks, Glenn Osborn Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association MASTER of Ceremonies at The Billionaire Watching Club CLICK HERE - https://archive.enchantednlp.com/products.php?id=129
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#4
December 23, 2018, 03:42 PM
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How To Attract Prospects To You w/THE LED FLAME HAT
Thanks Dien,
Although it is TRUE - it takes a Bit of NERVE to wear this LED FLAME HAT. A Surprising # of other folks are wearing LED Clothing too. Met a 4 Yr old Girl w/LED Shoes Met a 90 yr old Granny - with LED Flashing on her Chest Met a Black gal at the door to Texas RoadHouse - who had a LED Xmas Tree Hat And We Laughed Like MAD - as we Linked ARMS and SASHAYED thru the front door. INSTANT RAPPORT is a Wonderful thing. =========== =========== WARNING. There are LAYERS of Munny Making Ideas in This Ezine... =========== =========== Big RED Nose NLP Testing Club Ezine #3779 Merry Christmas, Thanks for Reading and Ordering some of the NEW STUFF I have Prepared for you - So You Can LAUGH TO The Bank - over the Holidays. (EDITORS NOTE - But Please - PLEASE - Please EMAIL me Separately so I Can THANK REWARD You with more Stuff when you order "FORBIDDEN Book List #3" and other items. ***PayPal Contact info*** - often does Not Reach you.) YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE Mr 4EyeContacts And Ms shinyjewelygal And let's not Forget Mr PokerIsMyLife. PLEASE Email me at [email protected] - so I can Thank You and Double Check On Your Order. OK-DOKE. YOU MAY NOT WANT to Scare People AWAY - the Way we do at www.BigBrassOnes.com to FIND the BRASS OVARY TYPE Entrepreneurs among the other folks at Alignable.com BUT YOU C-A-N Attract New Prospects to YOUR Website too - in a similar way. JUST GOT This Email from Alignable about JUST ONE ANSWER: ============ ============ Hi Glenn, 42 businesses near Reisterstown saw your last answer in the Forum and checked out your profile. ============ ============ So Naturally I am Writing MORE. Like this: ******************** ******************** ONE OF THE ANSWERS We SHARED AT ALIGNABLE.com "How can you stand out when you meet people so that they remember you?" Merry Christmas Vincent, EXCELLENT Question Vincent, Here's a GUARANTEED STANDOUT Winner for The Holidays. How Do We know? I've been WEARING This LED HAT. SO FAR - I've been Testing This LED FLAME HAT at Restaurants. But Several Clients are planning to wear THIS LED FLAME HAT to Networking events. And Business meetings. So - soon we will be able to SHARE more in our F-r-e-e ***New Idea Testing Ezine***. Young, Old, Kids, Parents, Grandparents - they all come over to our Table and say, "I LOVE YOUR HAT! - Where did You GET THAT?" So. I Can Pretty much GUARANTEE You will STAND OUT WHEN YOU MEET PEOPLE. Here is the Link: If alignable will allow it. (IF Not - go to Amazon and Type in "LED Knit Cap/Hat.) https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1 Thanks, Glenn Osborn Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association P.S. - You Wanna Know What We SAY to Folks who come over to COMPLIMENT MY Led Flame Hat? "TRY THIS idea that People Used in the 1800's For Entertainment - NO TV...to GET HIGH without DRUGS" And I Show them what to do. P.P.S. - While Re-Reading one of the "FORBIDDEN BOOKS...." I saw a Chocolate Bar So BIG It Comes with a HAMMER to Break off a Piece. AND A Donut Shop that has Created Kids Picture books to go with a box of Donuts. WHICH GAVE ME AN IDEA! Which I spent 2 Hours TAKING ACTION ON. And Which I Expect will Make Extra THOUSANDS. THESE Forbidden Books are full of SPECIFIC - P*rofitable ideas! https://archive.enchantednlp.com/products.php?id=129
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#5
December 24, 2018, 04:11 PM
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RAISE YOUR PRICES (A Whole Heck-of-a-LOT) w/A Free Report
Thanks Gordon,
I Get a Chuckle every time I do One of These RAISE-YOUR-PRICES-F-r-e-e-Report Projects. Because The F_R_E_E REPORT is a Sales Letter that Persuades People WHO NORMALLY shop on P*RICE. To Pay YOU - 25% or 50% of 100% MORE. And BOOMERANGS Your Lower P*rice Competitors into the TRASH CAN. ========== ========== "How do you deal with competition In your industry?" Thanks Mack, Good Question. Your Website says you do Auto Detailing and have a Car Wash. A Multi-Millionaire in New Jersey Funnels affluent car owners into his Car Wash FIRST. By Taking a Car Wash Team to 50.00 a Plate Restaurants. ADDING VALUE to the Restaurant Meals by WASHING all The BMW, SUV, mercedes, In The Lot. THEN LEAVING 10 Tickets for a F-r-e-e Car Wash Under Each Wiper. Once the Car Owners Get to the Car Wash they get Up-Sold to other - more Expensive Options. =========== =========== FOR CLIENTS in Highly competitive Industries. We SECRET SHOP their Competitors. Then Write a F-r-e-e Report called, "10 Questions to ASK Before You Hire a Auto Detailer" So. Whenever a Prospect calls you and Asks, "How much to Detail my Car?" INSTEAD of giving them a Price. And watching them - RUN LIKE A DEER - Off to a Competitor. You say, "Let me email you a Report Called, "10 Questions to ASK Before You Hire a Auto Detailer" then Call and WALK You Thru it. So You Get the Most for Your Munny, OK? The Car Detailing Prospect Says, "FINE. Gives you Email and Ph #. (EDITORS NOTE - In The Famous Words of The S*ales Experts Called THE THREE STOOGES. YUK - Yuk. YUK) The Free Report Contains 10 Things YOU DO That Your Competitors DON'T DO. So that even if The Prospect who calls You DOES NOT BUY Right away. He or she COMES BACK! Because all of the QUESTIONS they ask Your competitors MAKE The competition LOOK BAD. Cuz they Cannot or Do Not DO those 10 Detailing Items. Works Great! Thanks, Glenn Osborn Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association P.S. - You Might BE CURIOUS to See How We ATTRACT Fire Breathing Entrepreneurs and SCARE AWAY Folks Who Do NOT TAKE ACTION. www.BigBrassOnes.com
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#6
December 26, 2018, 07:18 PM
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Hey Glenn...My Niece is doing a Fundraiser..Flashing LEDs or Lottery Scratch Offs?
I showed your brilliant Posts to my Niece. She wants to raise Money for her Class Trip this Spring by Painting Reflective Addresses on the Curbs for Homeowners like I did when I was younger. Using Flyers taped to Front Doors normally pulls a 3 to 5 percent response which is good. She wondered if using a Lottery Scratch off giveaway or wearing an LED item might boost her response. Any Ideas? Happy Holidays !
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#7
December 28, 2018, 02:30 PM
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3 Psychological Dr to Dr Sales Ideas Used by MILLIONAIRES
Happy New Year Tommy,
3 Proven Munny Making ideas for Your Niece to Guarantee her Fund Raising efforts are Successful. FIRST THING. Here is a List of the WEIRD items We have Successfully used in Both Flirt Tipping Tests and Then in S*ales. Check out CHAPTER #11 - at www.BigBrassOnes.com Or In Your Nieces Case BRASS OVARIES. ==== ==== THAT SAID. The LED Glasses and The Food Grade LED IceCubes are the ONLY items I have had Multiple Kids/Adults - men AND women come up to me and ask, "WHERE CAN I B*UY that?" So. A - Your Niece Might Make Some Quick C*ash by Doubling or Tripling the Cost of a Box of 12 - LED Glasses or LED iceCubes. IF you are a PRIME member - you get F-r-e-e S & H at Amazon with 2 DAY Delivery. So she could get PAID. Order and Deliver without using her own munny. ---------- ---------- FIRST - M*illionaire Insurance Agent - Dr to Dr - While Preparing a Home Insurance P*rice for Home owner A - Gary goes Left and Right and Back and Front. KNOCKS on the Four Neighbors doors in The Evening especially Friday or weekends. When they are HOME. Says, "Just Knocking So You Won't Call The Cops. I am doing a F-r-e-e Home Insurance Eval for your Neighbor Tommy. Looks like inflation means he needs a bit more insurance." AND almost 100% - or all 4 ASK, "Can you eval my home too? (Then he does it again and again and works his way down the street.) SAME SCRIPT should Work for Your Niece. "Just Knocking so You Don't call the Cops. I am Measuring up Your Neighbor TOMMY's Driveway and Curb to Give him a Price for Fluorescent Reflective Painting. (EDITORS NOTE - This would be Particularly effective for your Niece. Cuz the LED glasses and IceCubes are AMAZING at night.) ---------- ---------- SECOND - One of my M*illionaire Clients has Adapted the Insurance Agents Ideas by using DOOR HANGERS. One of his Clients is P*aying him to Attract Students to their Computer Software Program Training Courses. And Wally is using Door Hangers and a follow up Post Card. Working very well. THE BENEFIT for your Niece is She Could SPRAY PAINT the door Hanger. Or use a bit of Tech. Put a Bar Code on the door hanger - Scannable by iPhone - which takes a home owner to a website - which shows pics and a short video of a CURB GLOWING in the dark. ----------- ----------- THIRD - MY FAVORITE - Find the MULTI-MILLIONAIRE #1 Realtor or #1 Broker. Always a local Female (Often mother/Daughter) Realtor - near you who is using THE MOST POWERFUL Door Hanger S*ALES System I have ever found. A PERSONAL - Handwritten NOTE INVITE to Her Open House PARTY. (F-r-e-e food, drinks, CHOCOLATE CAKE!) So all the CURIOUS neighbors can SEE inside their Neighbors house. AND figure out what their own house is worth. GO TO HER and offer to Paint HER Home Curbs for F-r-e-e. In Return - For Her A - Inviting your Niece to her open house. B - Showing off a Pic of her own PAINTED Curb C - Endorsing Your Nieces Work to dozens and Dozens of Neighbors. OH YEAH. Your Niece will Want to Get Permission to PAINT the Curb in front of the OPEN HOUSE too. Thanks, Glenn
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#8
December 28, 2018, 08:19 PM
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Great stuff Glenn. And gander these soles:
 My daughter had 5 people ask about them while eating lunch at Panera's. Your niece might find these to be a good investment. These are rechargeable. Great attention device. Gordon
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#9
December 30, 2018, 12:04 PM
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How Do You RE-CHARGE the Tennis Shoes Gordon?
Happy New Year,
Do two prongs pop out of the back of the shoe like one of those Rechargeable Flashlights? Thanks, Glenn Is your Daughter wearing the New Sketchers Sneakers? Or something else? P.S. - I had a Long Talk with a 4 Year old girl at a Restaurant. She Was TWIRLING and dancing around. To show off her Sneakers that were Twinkling and she Admired my LED Icecubes. So - with her Grandparents - PERMISSION - I gave her one.
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December 30, 2018, 09:32 PM
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Re: How Do You RE-CHARGE the Tennis Shoes Gordon?
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Here is a link which shows a pic, plug in back, usb I think https://bit.ly/2RopBFA
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