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*My Brother Shot His Finger off In a Bar* - SHE SAID.
(SAW your post about networking in Restaurants.)
YOU can Shock People off their Cell Phones in Restaurants.
ATTRACT Pretty Girls or Hunky Guys over to your Table.
In a Different way.
(EDITORS NOTE - Cuz We S*ELL S*ales and Marketing ideas BORROWED from
Self Made B*illionaires Customers NEEDED a way to Test Before They RISK each MEGA - Strategy on a current buyer or new prospect. Thus FLIRT TIPPING was Invented. A Great way to Invisibly Train Your Brain. And Flex Your S*Ales Muscles.)
"My Brother Shot his Finger off In A Bar
And The Sheriff Showed Up at My Mom's House to
Confiscate her Guns."
Wore My New "SASQUATCH COFFEE Hat today
to go to a Fancy Restaurant.
"Fancy" meaning Prices.
I Pleaded "Vegetarian" and ordered The Veggie Side Dish
of Asparagus. 50 Cents Per Spear! 4 Bucks and I got 8 Spears
of asparagus. Another 4.00 for Broccoli. So I did pretty well.
Since the cheapest dish on the menu was 30.00
#1 - I Wore my "Sasquatch Coffee" hat but had to take it off at the table.
Cuz the Restaurant was too swanky.
#2 - Asked The Waitress if she wanted TRUMP MUNNY or 1.00 Bill
She took the dollar.
#3 - Then asked a 2nd waitress if she wanted the LED Glasses
or the JUMPING LED Robot? (She chose the LED Robot.)
#4 - I sent 4 LEAPING ROBOTS back to the cooks in the Kitchen
But got NO Extra Food. So that BOMBED. Still Better to Tip Cooks with LOTTO TICKETS.
#5 - The FLASHING - JUMPING LED ROBOT attracted the Attention of the
3 Pretty Women at the next table. A Brunette Came over to my table.
a - She asked, "Where can I buy those?
b - Wanted to SEE them JUMP and FLASH - so I jumped a few off the Table.
c - Then the OTHER 2 Girls came over to my table. And a Blonde said, "These
JUMPING LED ROBOTS would make good Party favors for my Brothers Birthday
Party. How much are they?"
d - I said, "65 cents each"
#6 - The Blonde then said, "These Robots are Perfect for my Idiot Brother.
He got drunk at a bar last month - and shot his finger off. And Since he is
still living at home - The Sherriff Showed up and Confiscated
my mom's Guns!"
#7 - THEN a big Discussion Started About The NEW LAWS
about guns. Parties. Birthdays. And The Ladies started Getting LOUD and GIGGLY.
Turned out they had all had several Drinks from the bar.
So I Paid my 8.00 Bill and left them Arguing over
who drank what and how much on their HUNDREDS of D*ollars Size Bill.
P.S. - STEVE JOBS and WOZ are my Flirt Tipping HERO's.
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