Thank You R-e-w-a-r-d BUNNY WABBIT C*ash for Christmas IDEAS

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

You Know How Contractors and Repair Companies
often MESS UP?

Well.

I think of myself as The Guy on The AIR-CRAFT CARRIER - with the Lighted Batons Who GUIDES The Jet Planes in for a Landing.

"The Landing"
***THIS TIME***
meaning MY HOUSE.

I called late in the Season
and Talked to Carol at the HVAC Company.

I had to wait a couple weeks for an Appointment to have my furnace Cleaned.

So.

A - I Told Carol a funny WABBIT Story.

B - Carol Put me on the List.

C - I sent Carol a Thank you note - with an idea on how to Tip the Cooks
at lunch - to get more food.

D - AND The Day Before my Furnace is to be cleaned.

I
Sent
Carol
This
WABBIT Email to DOUBLE Check my status.

(Since Nobody Else Has Sent Carol a THANK YOU note in TEN YEARS. Much less
WABBIT Photos - She Remembers Me.)

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Thanks for Your Help Carol,

I just Changed The Air Filter on My Furnace.

And it SOUNDS Better.

Which Reminded me.

Is My Furnace STILL on The Schedule FOR DECEMBER 10th - to Be Serviced/Cleaned/TunedUp - for another winter?

AND

IF So.

What APPROXIMATE Times are we Planning for?

8 am to 12 noon

or

12 noon to 5pm?

Or

5pm to 12 Midnight?

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - I went out to a Restaurant tonight.

Tipped the 3 cooks a Buck Each. Got a Huge plate of food.

And Asked The Waitress:

Which one do you want as a Tip?

Lotto Ticket

Led IceCube

3.5 Inch tall Bunny Wabbit

Terri Chose the Soft little GREEN WABBIT!

The link to where I get My WABBITS.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

[Glenn]

Thanks, Dien, for Allowing me to Post my MAD SCIENTIST S*ales Tests On SowPub,

Glenn

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TRIPLE “Variable Reward - LOTTO TIPPING DIRECTIONS - 401 - (4th Layer)

After A Year of B. F. Skinner - “Variable Reward” Flirt Tipping I have Thrown out 4 or 5 Pocket size “Rewards” that Waitresses HATE. (Fake M*illion D*ollar Bills - OUT. Tiny Robots - NOPE - LED Jumping Rocket - NO GOOD.)

But I have Found some New Pocket Size WINNERS.

So Now I am Holding up 3 Tip Items at a time.

OR

Laying them on the Table and Holding up One at a Time. (While I Explain)

LED Glasses - 1.00 each
LED ice Cubes - 60 cents each
3 Hersheys Chocolate Kisses
Tiny Compass
Trump munny
Harry Potter bucks
Little Yellow Duckie - He squeaks
3.5 inch Fuzzy Bunny Wabbits (a Big Hit with waitresses - DO NOT show the waiters a Wabbit. And the Cooks ONLY get 1.00 bills or LOTTO tickets.)

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TRIPLE REWARD Case Study #1 - 3 Bunny Wabbit Tipping

***Can You Guess What Color Bunny-Wabbit --Tammy Picked?***

So I Go into a Sports Bar for Lunch.

I Decide to Sit in The Bar Area.

More People to Play With.

(EDITORS NOTE - I Tested and in a Crowd Your AURA ENERGY pulls in Next to Your body. In an Empty Hallmark Card Store Aisle - A Lady Spotted My Body Language Signals from 20 feet Away. Which means - WHAT You are about to Read - SAYS WE SUCCESSFULLY Linked Electrical Auras with Almost everyone in the bar.)

1st - TAMMY THE WAITRESS comes over. I Grin at her. Wiggle My Eyebrows. And Say, “Which Color Bunny Rabbit Would You Like as a Tip?

I Point to My Shirt Pocket - where Bunny ears and Eyes are PEEKING Out.

And say, ***”A Brown Wabbit

“Or a ***A Green Wabbit

“OR ***A Pink Wabbit

Tammy Laughs and Picks GREEN.

2nd - So She Brings My icewater back. And I SMILE and say, “Ok, Now We Get SERIOUS. And I hold up a 1.00 Bill VS a LOTTO Ticket. Wiggle my eyebrows.

Tammy Chooses The LOTTO ticket.

3rd - “If it’s Ok. I’d like to Tip The Cooks too. How many cooks in the Kitchen today?

Tammy says, “Four cooks.”

So I hand HER a 1.00 first. Then peel off 4 - D*ollar bills for the cooks. And she promises to Give them to the cooks Right Away.

4th - Tammy comes Back. I hand her a LOTTO ticket. And I Order my food.

5th - A Cook in an Apron PERSONALLY Brings me a Huge Plate of food. (I tip him another Buck.) I dig down a Bit. Discover the Reason the pile is so high. Under the Onion Rings. Are 3 layers of Fish. The bottom Piece of Fish is as WIDE as the 10 inch plate. Layer two is medium size fish. Smallest on top.

6th - Tammy Shows Her GREEN RABBIT to the people at the bar. (A am at a table - Farther out - but still inside the bar area.) And Several Women TURN to look at me. I wave. They wave Back and Smile.

7th - OH YEAH - Forgot to Mention. As soon as Tammy brings my Icewater. I pulled a Food Grade LED Flashing IceCube out of my pocket.

So everybody who walks by my table LOOKS over.

And the people, at the bar, who Liked the GREEN RABBIT - see the Flashing Lights. One Lady comes over and Asks, “Where did you get that?” So I tell her.

RESULT:

The “Variable Rewards”Tipping I Do With The Waitress is WATCHED by Everyone Else in the bar area too.

The Entire Room is Impacted.

Nods and Hand Waves TURN into Total Strangers CHATTING with me. A few at the bar - who have had a few beers - Yell over to me.

Important Stuff like. Their Favorite Beer.

Who Should Win the Football Game.

And a Bearded Guy who walks in from another room. Takes a Gander at MY Plate of food and says, “Wow. The food Looks BETTER here. I’m going to eat in Here from now on.”

[Millard Grubb]

Have to admit...

Your stories are FUN to read !

You have a knack for telling of your experiences which make folks want to hear more of them.

Anytime you have a post, I am ALWAYS looking at what you have to say in quick order.

Thanks Glenn for taking the time to share your life experience. It always makes me grin.