Dwayne Johnson* Hit Himself in The Face w/a 50 Lb CHAIN

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

Thanks to Muhammad Ali I Was Able to Park in a Parking Lot with ZERO EMPTY Spaces.

Without Getting a Ticket.

Or Getting Towed.

Muhammad was TOO IMPORTANT (In His own Mind) to bother with Laws and Regulations like other People.

He noticed an Ambulence DOUBLE PARKED.

So He Had a Printed Make Up a Big SQUARE sign.

Red backGround.

Big White Cross in The Middle.

With The Word, “Doctor” Underneath.

AND Mr Ali Parked Wherever he Wanted to. NEVER got Arrested or Paid a Fine.

I Decided to TEST His idea out.

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EMERGENCY SITUATION -

Almost LATE for a meeting.

No Empty spots in a down-town Baltimore Parking Garage.

So.

I took a Yellow Hard Hat Out of my Trunk. Put it on my front Seat.

Wrote a Note in MAGIC MARKER.
Put it under the Windshield Wiper.

“Building Inspector”

When
I got back I had a NASTY NOTE from The Parking Garage Manager.

BUT Did Not Get Towed.

Did Not Get a Ticket.

AND CLosed a Sale I Would NOT have Made if I were LATE to The Client Meeting.

Cha-Ching.

(EDITORS NOTE - I Never Did This Again. And Do Not Suggest You Try it either. Unless YOU TOO Have An Emergency Situation.)

Thanks,
Glenn