Dwayne Johnson* Hit Himself in The Face w/a 50 Lb CHAIN

[Glenn]

Thanks Gordon/Glenn,

Gordon. I wish I had Your SINGING TELEGRAM Experience. All I knew to do Was RUN.

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At age 19 Christopher Walken Joined a Circus. Became a LION TAMER for a few years.

After that ACTING Must have seemed like an Easy gig.

ME?

I FAILED To Tame My Lion.

It all started when I met a Client at a new Restaurant.

So Fancy they had a Concierge.

A Pretty But Skinny Girl with Fake Hooters. How did I know. Double D is hard to Hide.

To be Polite, I Glanced away. But was thinking, “How Does She Stay Vertical?”

She took me and my Guest to a Table.

I Thank Rewarded her with a LOTTO Ticket. Did my best to look in her eyes.

Sat Down.

Then put a Pile of 1.00 bills and Lotto tickets in The Middle of The Table.
PLUS a Couple Flashing 6 colors LED SECRET WEAPONS.

(EDITORS NOTE - HEY - Gotta Keep some Mystery Behind the Magic - now That I am Selling this stuff.)

And Accidentally Loosed The LION.

The top heavy Concierge tripped as she was bringing us a pitcher of Iced Tea.

(I am sure) she was DISTRACTED By The Flashing LED LIGHTS.

I was looking up at her when she shrieked and started to Topple over.

Reaching up with Both hands - I pushed her back up Vertical.

By the Closest 2 Body Parts I could Reach.

Her massive Hooters.

She Growled and took a Swing at me. A real HAYMAKER. Which I ducked.

This set her off. She Started Screaming - she Chased me around the table.
She went NUTS.

I can Only Imagine the CRAZY COMMENTS and Harassment - that happened before this Accident. I accidentally Triggered a BOMB.

GOOD NEWS. She Taught me a few New Cuss Words.
And very impressive - All at the same time.

TALENTED. You try screaming, cursing, Growling and Running all at once.

She Chased me Outside. I Remember Looking thru the front window - from the
Sidewalk. Hooter Girl was Pacing up and down Like a Lion in a Cage. Shaking her fist at me.

Behind her -
My Client NOT HELPING. Laughing like a hyena.

I Waved at him - “COME HERE” with my hand.

And we went across the Street to a Steak House.

AND
I Have Not
Dared to
Go Back there for an Entire YEAR.

Why share this EMBARRASSING STORY?

A Long time customer Said He ENJOYED my Flirt Testing DISASTERS The Best.

So.

What the Heck.

Everything isn’t smooth Sailing when You Test a Trillion Dollar Idea that Triggers BRAIN ENDORPHINS.

And Drugs people.

Like Rolling the Dice.

This time It turned up "LIONS."

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - You Should be Fine. Just Grab a Safer Body Part When Your Waitress falls in your Lap.

P.P.S. - JUST SUPPOSE You Send a Photo of the LED Flash Object to a Prospect - as I do.

AND tell this

“Growling Woman Hooter”

Story.

As I have done. Although I never wrote it down In An Ezine - until today.

Cha-Ching - You have made a Prospect Laugh. Have an Appointment. And Can Find out how you can HELP them. Maybe make a sale.

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