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August 23, 2002, 02:59 PM
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How about these shirts for thinness-challenged people?
Hi,
I slightly rewrote some of your warnings, viz: -- The Person Wearing This Shirt Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance between Them. SO KEEP YOUR DISTANCE! -- EXTREME DANGER!! The Mass of The Individual Wearing This Shirt Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight. -- BELIEVE IT OR NOT: Despite My Appearance, Onlookers Are Advised That, in Actuality, I Consist of 99.9999999999% Empty Space. -- Best, - Boyd |
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