Warning Labels Mandated by 20th Century Physics

Hi Boyd,

I happen to be on the "thinness-challenged" side myself.... I like your rewrites! I bet T-shirts like this could start a "mini-fad".... :)

Wow, very creative! (And funny too!) I wish I'd thought of it! ;)

- Dien

> The Person Wearing This Shirt Attracts Every
> Other Piece of Matter in the Universe with a
> Force Proportional to the Product of the
> Masses and Inversely Proportional to the
> Distance between Them.

> SO KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

> --

> EXTREME DANGER!!

> The Mass of The Individual Wearing This
> Shirt Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85
> Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight.

> --

> BELIEVE IT OR NOT:

> Despite My Appearance, Onlookers Are Advised
> That, in Actuality, I Consist of
> 99.9999999999% Empty Space.

> --

> Best,

> - Boyd