Ever Wonder Why? (A bit on the humor side)

GW have the same number of syllables?

Or why my mother told my dad the other night that "if you want a sandwich, you have to go out to the freezer and get some ice."

Was she trying to tell him that he was getting cold cuts for dinner?

I guess if he wanted a scotch on the rocks he would have to get some frozen bologna out and poor the scotch over it...

Anyway, that is what I am wondering tonight with my dad in the hospital after having a pacemaker implanted today.

He's due home tomorrow... But what happens if "Tommorw Never Comes..." Wait, that sounds too much like "Bond. James Bond." Or is it his first name and his last name "Bond"?

Or are there so many 007's named Bond that he must differentiate himself from his brothers, George, Paul, John, and Ringo?