A Real Woman ...

Guess it's all in the definition ;-)

> On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane
> passes
> through a severe storm. The turbulence is
> awful, and
> things go from bad to worse when one wing is
> struck by
> lightning.

> One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,
> she
> stands up in the front of the plane.
> "I'm too young to
> die," she wails. Then she yells,
> "Well, if I'm going
> to die, I want my last minutes on earth to
> be
> memorable!
> Is There ANYONE on this plane who can make
> me feel like a
> WOMAN?"

> For a moment there is silence. Everyone has
> forgotten
> their own peril. They all stared, riveted,
> at the
> desperate woman in the front of the plane.

> Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of
> the
> plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built,
> with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He
> starts to walk slowly up the aisle,
> unbuttoning his
> shirt

> ....one button at a time.

> .......No one moves.

> .......He removes his shirt.

> .......Muscles ripple across his chest.

> .......She gasps...

> .......He whispers:

> ......."Iron this, and get me something
> to eat...."