For people interested in Gold (V: hint, hint)

Germany and Japan.

Iraq and North Korea.

Similarities?

I can just picture it... Sod Him, He's Insane is on the phone with Him Looney...
Looney. Listen buddy. I'm in some deep do do and need you to do something for me.

How can I help, Insane? And what do I get out of it?

Well. I want you to start up your nuclear program.

WHAT!? What about the USA and the UN.

Ba humbug. They are pathetic. Just look how I have had them running around for ages. Anyway. Start it up. They will be distracted by you.

And what do we get out of it?

Apart from you actually having some nukes now, *I* will buy some off of you. Name your price.

Hmm. I'll have to think it over.

Of course. I wouldn't have it any other way. But remember. If you do nothing before the US comes after my butt, the deal is off.

Well in that case. Consider it done. I shall start "Operation Annoying Gnat" A.S.A.P. Ciao.

Meanwhile back in the Whitehouse...

Col? Rummy? Conny? Listen up. We need a full set of plans and backup plans, and backup backup plans for dealing with Looney over in North Korea. And keep this super hush hush okay gang. Not a peep out of any of you. We want the media and everyone to think we aren't doing anything about North Korea except ignoring them. That way, they won't see us coming.

And when we do move stuff around, make sure it serves a dual purpose - to mis-direct as well as be something we need anyway. Like, when the time is right, take some bombers of to Guam... but only while we similtaneously do stuff elsewhere. That way, everyone will be looking at Guam and not where the real important stuff is going on.

Okay. get to it and let me know when you've got your plans and triple backups ready.


While all this is going on, leftists tied to and sponsored by Iraq/AlQaeda- in a filtered and hard to trace kind of way - convince a bunch of dupes and school kids to hold anti-war marches all over the world.

Of course, they make sure to get pro-abortionists to be against all the babies that will die should a war break out. They do this to show us how stupid the marchers are. But the media doesn't get the joke.

On the other side of the pond...

Blair tries in vain to talk sense into schoolies and others. Never realizing that no-one is yet to change their mind on this since the beginning. Those who were anti-war are still anti-war and will always be anti-war no matter what. It's like those who believe the shroud of turin is real despite the overwhelming evidence it was faked (different size front and back images, head that doesn't sit right, material not as old as should be, owned by people who employed the great artist who knew how to put images into things without painting, etc., etc.)

And down the bottom of the pond... in out of the way Australia... more dopey school kids march to the sound of their teachers and parents brainwashed drums. Being anti-WhateverIsInVogueThisWeek without offering a viable alternative.

And in France, little old Jaques - who once sold a nuclear reactor to Iraq! - says the same thing he said four years ago... we must give them more time.

Man. You couldn't write a script with so much stuff in it.

Michael Ross