How Do You Start Your Day?

Thanks for asking.

I start my day by waking up. I then get out of bed and walk into the kitchen where I put the pot on. While the water is boiling I "Do email" and sacrifice a goat and make a burnt offering.

Once the brew is poured I do the Kungabunga Oogie Rain Dance Jig to bring an end to the drought. Nothing yet, but I know if I keep at it eventually it will work, right? I mean, it will be my rain dance jig that will bring the rain and not naturally ocurring weather patterns or anything.

Following the rain dance I do the Funky Gibbon as taught to me by The Goodies. I then lay back into my Reclining Work Chair, set the computer to Auto Jack then shove a big metal spike-like thing into the jack in the back of my head. A few seconds later I am Jacked In to The Matrix.

After "unplugging" I go for a bike ride. Then start "work" where I oversee the antidisestablishmentarianism inductees to make sure they are carfunkling correctly and not jibblegobbing or corn cracking or shaking all over like a fuzzy tree. Truly rewarding.

Michael Ross

[Ankesh]

Originally Posted by MichaelRoss

I start my day by waking up.

Hehe

Michael - you need to upgrade.

Jacking into matrix is sooo 1999. Now a days - they have wireless portals to enter the matrix. No messy plugs needed.

And Kungabunga Oogie Rain Dance Jig does indeed work. But its inefficient because you cant control the location with Kungabunga Oogie Rain Dance Jig.

For a small fee, I can teach you the Riggly Diggly Rain Dance. Its much more advanced. Tlaloc himself taught the dance to me when I entered the mega-matrix with my super wi-max portal. Fnord.

Also bike rides are so last millenium. You should go for segway rides - less energy needed!