Is there such thing as "Fishbowl Profits"

[GordonJ]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28302

Darn Skippy.

And this guy says to pick the winner based on who might be the best prospect...

http://www.loanofficermagazine.com/a...icle_number=73

Well, there are several options, let's think about it.

You could pick up a few fishbowls wholesale (consider plastic decorative ones) for less than 3 bux ea.

ADD a pack of name and address forms from Staples, Kinkos, Office Max or drug store...

Put together a little SPECIAL report on "How to Use Fishbowl Marketing to Increase Profits"...

and hit the streets. Sell the FISHBOWL kits for 35 bux...pocket 30. 4 a day and you make 120 bux...YIKES, I sound like Don Alm...HA!

YOU could sponsor the fishbowls and pay for the free meal every week and collect the names for your own use ala link 2 above.

Do it for a day or two, and offer a HOW TO MAKE MONEY With Fishbowl Marketing...also DA sort of thing...

Find the sponsors of the fishbowls already in existence, if not the restaurant (or dry cleaners or quick mart store)...and offer them a HOW TO PROFIT from the names you collect with your fishbowls for 97 dollars.

Maybe I'll create a HOTSHEET on fishbowl marketing, thanks PHIL, you gave me enough for that...look out M. Ross, heres I come with another one for www.hotsheets.info

Gordon (where have all the goldfish gone, gone down the toilet every one, when will we ever learn, when will we ever learn...) Alexander

PS. Maybe I find a couple of local people who do this and see if they are Fly Low and Collect the Dough types www.flylowcollectdough.com WHAT? You didn't think I wasn't going to mention it? HA!