"There is a 97.5% chance that Al Gore was short-changed at least 2,008 votes...."

Mary(?) ~

I do not subscribe to Conpiracy Theories. I haven't read any of the "Special Reports" you referred to either.

I do find this a rather odd coincidence though...

Three men selling Florida Navel Oranges were spotted hanging around the Polling Booths last Tuesday here in our town. All holding one hand near their ear while speaking into their shirtsleeves.

After I cast my Ballot for Bush and began to leave.. I heard tires squealing around the corner. It happened so quickly, and because of all the road grime on the back bumper of the dirty, white Ford Econoline Cargo van. I was barely able to make out the 'Gore 2000' sticker next to the U.N. license plates!

When I returned home... My newspaper wasn't in the usual spot! When I opened the door... My dog wouldn't come out to greet me but stayed shivering under the bed! I also noticed the feint odor of freshly peeled oranges in the air! Which was weird, because I use a blend of Cinnamon/Apple Spice in my potpourri pot! :-O

Later that evening I heard of the troubles in Florida and was watching CNN (Clinton News Network) for up to date information of the nights election count.

When they showed Gore at the podium, roughly around 9:45 MST, over his left shoulder I saw him!!! The very same guy who was selling Florida Navel Oranges outside of my Polling area!!! Only this time he was wearing dark glasses!!! Talking into his same sleeve!!! :-O

After realizing how close I came to being garrotted by a rogue KGB Agent... I needed a drink!

But when I went to my liquor cabinet... My Vodka was GONE!!! A quick trip to my refrigerator also revealed the last of my Minute Maid Orange Juice had been consumed... And not by ME!!!

The very next day I listened to a report of a twin-engine plane being discovered at a crashsite deep within Cuban jungles! Allegedly carrying Ballot Boxes disguised as orange crates!!!

But when the U.S Officials were allowed into the area to investigate... There was nothing left except a few metal shards. But they were able to locate the Black Box recording device, buried deep in the jungle floor, which had gone unnoticed by the Cuban soldiers!

They couldn't make anything out on the tape but when it was played backwards... Jesse Jackson could be heard singing "I am The Walrus!"!!!

Later that evening a radio intercept picked up a transmission from Fidel Castro to Moscow... The only words on the transmission were... "I am the Eggman... Koo Koo Ka Choo..."!!!

Then today as I was listening to "Rush" on the EIB Network (Excellence In Broadcasting). He was talking about a high ranking Cuban Military Official who was rumored to have been executed two days after the Polls closed! Then Rush began a promo spot!!! He was advertising Florida Orange Juice!!!

AAarrrggghhh!!!!

Coincidence??? I think not!